Just three words.....

[CiderFex]

I've just resurrected this wee game on GPUKOC and thought it'd be fun to try it out on NMS as well.
All you need to do is to carry on the "story" by adding three words in a post, nothing else, just three words.
We used to have a real laugh playing this and it is always good fun to see just how bizarre things can get.
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The innuendo factor can go through the roof at times though.
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No swearing allowed.

Here we go.....

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[CiderFex]

Davy stroked William's...


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[digi]

gleaming new exhaust

[CiderFex]

with a rusty


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[Blueboy]

screwdriver although he

[DigitalLemming]

was gently caressing


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[JOHN MILNE]

The smooth extrior

[CiderFex]

of Brian's massive


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[badwolf340]

Dog called Blue

[DigitalLemming]

who really enjoyed

[CiderFex]

licking Christina's gorgeous


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[weefossy]

creamy sticky buns

[kevs cooper s]

over time he

[CiderFex]

enjoyed lots of


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[kevs cooper s]

ripe filling and

[weefossy]

thought I need

[DigitalLemming]

something more, so

[Blueboy]

joined the local

[EcosseGP]

Gym to try


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[MINI William]

and get fit

[gauldrymini]

And sure enough

[cuddles]

He found more

[gauldrymini]

much more than

[EcosseGP]

a set of


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[kevs cooper s]

big bicepts so

[gauldrymini]

went for a

[kevs cooper s]

juicy one and

[jonnie]

Discovered it tasted

[kevs cooper s]

like a leather

[CiderFex]

sofa without any


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[kevs cooper s]

stuffing so then

[CiderFex]

Andrew stuffed it


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[kevs cooper s]

and licked the

[DigitalLemming]

cream off the

[EcosseGP]

cushion before pulling


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[gauldrymini]

a big long

[JOHN MILNE]

Hot dog sausage

[EcosseGP]

Out of his


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[gauldrymini]

battered old suitcase

[DigitalLemming]

and placed it

[EcosseGP]

on the bookcase


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[DigitalLemming]

so that everyone

[catster01]

Could admire the


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[kevs cooper s]

got a bit

[CiderFex]

upset with the


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[kevs cooper s]

big pants on

[CiderFex]

his head, but


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[EcosseGP]

at that moment


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[JOHN MILNE]

he couldnt see

[EcosseGP]

as the pants

[Crombers]

Temporarily blinded him

[MINI William]

because he had

[CiderFex]

smeared himself with


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[JOHN MILNE]

cod liver oil

[CiderFex]

mixed with a


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[JOHN MILNE]

slice of lemon

[MINI William]

to marinade himself

[EcosseGP]

Before trying to

[cuddles]

In chicken stock

[JOHN MILNE]

get into the

[EcosseGP]

Shower and wash

[DigitalLemming]

Eddies new wheels


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[kevs cooper s]

with a rubber

[JOHN MILNE]

yellow plastic duck

[MINI William]

To shine them

[badwolf340]

For Christmas time

[CiderFex]

to insert them


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[DigitalLemming]

in the christmas

[Blueboy]

pudding that tasted

[badwolf340]

Like cherry blossom

[MINI William]

with a hint

[DigitalLemming]

of Petes smelly


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[CiderFex]

and really huge


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[gauldrymini]

Tub of wax

[badwolf340]

Which was then

[jonnie]

Carefully inserted into

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[Blueboy]

an orifice which

[badwolf340]

May be in

[MINI William]

With a chance

[CiderFex]

of fitting William's


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[badwolf340]

Big new car

[MINI William]

With a bung

[CiderFex]

used normally for


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[MINI William]

Petes other activities

[EcosseGP]

When he's away


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[DigitalLemming]

with NMS on

[EcosseGP]

tour or at

[Crombers]

home plucking eyebrows

[badwolf340]

While sitting on

[MINI William]

A big 10"

[badwolf340]

Takeaway pepperoni pizza

[DigitalLemming]

that tasted really

[CiderFex]

nice with juicy


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[Blueboy]

red bits which

[DigitalLemming]

popped in Paul's

[Blueboy]

shopping trolley which

[CiderFex]

he always used


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[cuddles]

To go shopping

[badwolf340]

When he went

[CiderFex]

to buy loads


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[EcosseGP]

of haggis down


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[MINI William]

Of new hinges

[EcosseGP]

It was better


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[JOHN MILNE]

than he thought

[DigitalLemming]

it could ever

[CiderFex]

be compared to


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[DigitalLemming]

Williams new car

[Crombers]

which is noisy

[JOHN MILNE]

but sounds like

[DigitalLemming]

Stoney when he's

[badwolf340]

Listening to rock

[MINI William]

A bye baby

[JOHN MILNE]

on a treetop

[CiderFex]

when Stoney drinks


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[DigitalLemming]

the baby will

[Crombers]

hiccup a lot

[CiderFex]

due to copious


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[EcosseGP]

amounts of herbal


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[Catster]

Marijuana which is


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[EcosseGP]

Stashed in the


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[jonnie]

Darkest part of

[Blueboy]

prosthetic replacement left

[EcosseGP]

Testicle made from


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[Crombers]

reclaimed monkey nuts

[MINI William]

which gives better

[DigitalLemming]

performance in the

[CiderFex]

Wintery conditions of


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[EcosseGP]

the east Lothian


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[MINI William]

dog walkers club

[jonnie]

Who secretly make

[MINI William]

huge big powered

[badwolf340]

Fairy cup cakes

[JOHN MILNE]

with whipped cream

[CiderFex]

which Davy lovingly


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[gauldrymini]

teased and stroked

[DigitalLemming]

Until the entire


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[Blueboy]

capsule exploded in

[CiderFex]

Andrews mouth, but


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[DigitalLemming]

out of nowhere

[MINI William]

with a poof

[Crombers]

you mean 'puff' :smilewinkgrin:

[jonnie]

No a poof

[CiderFex]

who desired Malcolm's


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[stoney]

Trany up his

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[EcosseGP]

Behind whilst driving

[DigitalLemming]

along a single

[Eddie_JCW]

Track road with

[JOHN MILNE]

seductive looking sheep

[badwolf340]

who suddenly said

[CiderFex]

"Och nooooo" ye'll


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[EcosseGP]

Never take my


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[Blueboy]

unless your physically

[CiderFex]

able to handle


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[cuddles]

The big man

[MINI William]

Who wears big

[catster01]

Bridget Jones pants


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[MINI William]

As they are

[CiderFex]

very comfortable if


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[MINI William]

Everything's tucked in

[gauldrymini]

and tied down

[MINI William]

just incase something

[EcosseGP]

Comes loose and


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[gauldrymini]

hits the floor

[CiderFex]

and gouges a


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[JOHN MILNE]

groove the size

[Blueboy]

bar which broke

[CiderFex]

the reinforced concrete


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[JOHN MILNE]

and fell into

[badwolf340]

The big pot

[JOHN MILNE]

with the witch

[Blueboy]

who jumped so

[CiderFex]

high it made


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[Crombers]

sparks fly from

[MINI William]

her shoes as

[JOHN MILNE]

she danced to

[Catster]

Davy's triangle playing


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[Eddie_JCW]

Even though he's

[DigitalLemming]

About as tuneful


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[Eddie_JCW]

As a giant

[badwolf340]

Turtle trying to

[MINI William]

Blow bubbles out

[Catster]

William's Pro Exhaust


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[maxibaby01]

with a hernia


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[CiderFex]

and a dodgy


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[Blueboy]

curry that made

[badwolf340]

Everyone hold their

[MINI William]

seats incase they

[Eddie_JCW]

Let go of

[CiderFex]

a wet, rumbly


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[maxibaby01]

underpants thunderclap that


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[DigitalLemming]

made a mess

[EcosseGP]

On the leather


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[CiderFex]

bra whist William


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[stoney]

Was trying to

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[Eddie_JCW]

Put it on

[maxibaby01]

without wrinkling his

[MINI William]

which Rob liked

[DigitalLemming]

no, he loved

[JOHN MILNE]

slide his hand

[stoney]

Along Megans slightly

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[DigitalLemming]

silky and smooth

[CiderFex]

crumbly yet huge


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[maxibaby01]

intellect, to loosen


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[Blueboy]

with a large ratchet

[DigitalLemming]

The key to


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[MINI William]

Davys heart is

[DigitalLemming]

cake, but secretly

[CiderFex]

he REALLY loves


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[DigitalLemming]

an absolutely filthy


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[badwolf340]

chocolate,cream and

[DigitalLemming]

a mixed grill

[CiderFex]

but without the


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[MINI William]

Extra big sausages

[maxibaby01]

coz they scare


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[kevs cooper s]

the wimen away

[maxibaby01]

but not sailors


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[EcosseGP]

as we know


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[CiderFex]

they can't resist


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[Blueboy]

a pair of

[MINI William]

Fluffy pink handcuffs

[badwolf340]

Ana a pair

[jonnie]

Of big hairy

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[CiderFex]

but rather cute


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[maxibaby01]

if somewhat inappropriate


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[Blueboy]

pair of small

[stoney]

Elf socks they

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[MINI William]

made at christmas

[EcosseGP]

with carbon fibre


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[MINI William]

which made William

[JOHN MILNE]

think about how

[DigitalLemming]

Pete would look

[ianking]

wearing them on

[badwolf340]

The next NMS

[MINI William]

HBT while also

[CiderFex]

not being there


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[maxibaby01]

hoist by his


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[CiderFex]

recently waxed and


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[Eddie_JCW]

Polished pair of

[DigitalLemming]

bowling balls he


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[CiderFex]

dropped in Andrew's


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[badwolf340]

Big hairy wet

[kevs cooper s]

soft piecrust pastry

[maxibaby01]

With 24 blackbirds


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[kevs cooper s]

eating some worms

[CiderFex]

into Megan's tiny


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[DigitalLemming]

itsy bitsy teeny

[MINI William]

Weeny granny pants

[CiderFex]

which William liked


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[kevs cooper s]

so much he

[DigitalLemming]

often wore himself