Just three words.....

[EcosseGP]

That he had


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[Twisterboy]

Collected many years

[EcosseGP]

Before he got


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[CiderFex]

...caught wearing a...


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[cuddles]

Tight bright pink

[Twisterboy]

tutu and feather

[CiderFex]

...duster which Eddie...


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[MINI William]

And never washed

[goggs]

Since that outing


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[EcosseGP]

at MMM in

[CiderFex]

...the broom cupboard...


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[EcosseGP]

when Pete stumbled


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[Twisterboy]

Upon Andi Peters

[goggs]

Who was hiding


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[EcosseGP]

with Eddie who


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[Eddie_JCW]

Was laughing at

[goggs]

The secret Santa


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[badwolf340]

Who had no

[goggs]

Bulging large red


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[Twisterboy]

Sack and suit

[MINI William]

With a little

[goggs]

Tinsel on top


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[Twisterboy]

Of his tree

[goggs]

In the garden


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[Twisterboy]

Which needed tided

[goggs]

Due to a


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[Twisterboy]

Fallen tree that

[EcosseGP]

had ended up


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[goggs]

Crashing through the


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[Chloe]

Neighbours front window


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[goggs]

Whilst they were


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[Chloe]

Watching top gear


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[EcosseGP]

a glittery transformer


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[Twisterboy]

And a furry

[goggs]

Top gear onesie


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[Twisterboy]

Glass of wine

[goggs]

A mince pie


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[Twisterboy]

finished off with

[goggs]

A round of


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[Twisterboy]

cards against Humanity

[goggs]

Where the loser ……


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[badwolf340]

Must also do

[MINI William]

A lap of

[goggs]

Nothing but tinsel


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[Twisterboy]

At full chat

[MINI William]

Before it all

[goggs]

Came crashing down


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[EcosseGP]

When Jenny driving


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[goggs]

A reliant robin


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[Twisterboy]

Came screaming out

[goggs]

The pit lane


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[EcosseGP]

With a tree


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[goggs]

Appropriately decorated in


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[Twisterboy]

tinsel and baubles

[goggs]

Hanging out of


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[EcosseGP]

the boot with

[goggs]

Flashing coloured lights


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[EcosseGP]

onto a balloon

[CiderFex]

...filled with Brian’s...


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[Twisterboy]

best budget Helium

[badwolf340]

Light but very

[EcosseGP]

Squeaky so a


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[goggs]

Floaty and noisy


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[MINI William]

Biscuits with bits

[EcosseGP]

For his eyes


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[Twisterboy]

and nose and

[goggs]

Bright orange carrot


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[MINI William]

For his huge

[Twisterboy]

Stump that sat

[MINI William]

Big round hat

[badwolf340]

That was cocked

[goggs]

Ever so slightly


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[Twisterboy]

To the right

[goggs]

Of the middle


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[Twisterboy]

His icy body

[goggs]

Starting to defrost


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[goggs]

From the experience


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[badwolf340]

That he had

[Twisterboy]

Suffered many years

[goggs]

In the past


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[badwolf340]

Which he did

[Twisterboy]

Have to speak

[Twisterboy]

To anyone who

[goggs]

Would actually listen


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[Twisterboy]

If they had

[badwolf340]

The balls to

[stoney]

Stay indoors to

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[goggs]

Help protect all


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[MINI William]

The chickens from

[badwolf340]

Which will never

[MINI William]

Happen unless he

[badwolf340]

Gets a big

[badwolf340]

Favourite which is

[MINI William]

Haggis with a

[stoney]

Sweet potato crust

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[badwolf340]

With really smelly

[MINI William]

Cheese and onion

[stoney]

But that was

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[badwolf340]

Only because of

[MINI William]

The fact it

[badwolf340]

Needed a bar

[MINI William]

Of white and

[badwolf340]

In lot’s of

[MINI William]

Tiny little bits

[MINI William]

Big bits with

[jonnie]

Blue spots appear

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[badwolf340]

But at the

[MINI William]

A large amount

[badwolf340]

Of an unusually

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Substance that was

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[stoney]

Just about to

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[goggs]

Ooze an unusual


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[stoney]

Smell that was

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[badwolf340]

Pleasure but also

[jonnie]

Slightly reminiscent of

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[badwolf340]

A very strawberry

[MINI William]

Covered bit of

[stoney]

Sausage that Megan

[badwolf340]

Santa’s smelly big

[JOHN MILNE]

Frank furter who

[badwolf340]

Doing huge big

[MINI William]

Workloads with a

[badwolf340]

Smelly air freshener’s

[MINI William]

That also come

[badwolf340]

In toy story

[MINI William]

With lots of

[MINI William]

Like a tiny

[JOHN MILNE]

Chocolate coated woody

[MINI William]

Without a sweet

[MINI William]

He liked to

[badwolf340]

Not get washed

[MINI William]

A bit like

[DigitalLemming]

sock that Megan

[Magoo]

Uses to scare


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[badwolf340]

Across the road

[Magoo]

From looking into

[Denso]

The media cesspit

[MINI William]

All around a

[Denso]

A pile of

[badwolf340]

All because of

[Denso]

Those that take

[Denso]

Using four words

[goggs]

Instead of three


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[MINI William]

Should maybe stick

[MINI William]

And eat some

[Denso]

More humble pie

[MINI William]

With some custard

[Denso]

And Haagen Dazs

[Denso]

A great choice

[MINI William]

For the sort

[badwolf340]

Of money she

[cuddles]

She could afford

[Borvad]

the biggest ever

[cuddles]

Bar of chocolate

[JOHN MILNE]

With caramel filling

[Denso]

Raisins and nuts

[Denso]

Caramel whipped cream

[MINI William]

Because she liked

[MINI William]

Her rather large

[badwolf340]

Large really large

[MINI William]

Melons with some

[MINI William]

Resembling something similar

[Denso]

To a brass

[MINI William]

Moneys set of

[Denso]

Pressure relief valves

[badwolf340]

Which also appear

[MINI William]

To be rather

[Denso]

Sensitive to touch

[MINI William]

But a little

[Denso]

Hard to grasp

[badwolf340]

When very very

[Denso]

Close to relief

[badwolf340]

But not just

[MINI William]

Tasting like cherry’s

[Denso]

Famous bakewell tarts

[MINI William]

That like to

[Denso]

While caressing your

[MINI William]

Before you order

[JOHN MILNE]

Take a look

[badwolf340]

At what is

[MINI William]

An ever growing

[jonnie]

But slightly disturbing

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[badwolf340]

His armpits which

[MINI William]

Everyone thought was

[badwolf340]

Down to not

[badwolf340]

Washing as usual

[badwolf340]

Which his friends

[MINI William]

Think he might

[badwolf340]

Just being manky

[MINI William]

and not taking

[badwolf340]

Enough time to

[badwolf340]

Which could only

[badwolf340]

People of above

[MINI William]

back of a

[MINI William]

The edge of

[MINI William]

That stood along

[badwolf340]

He side of

[MINI William]

A very big

[badwolf340]

Monster bar of

[badwolf340]

Soap that he

[badwolf340]

Did not use

[MINI William]

As he was

[badwolf340]

Not really into

[MINI William]

Keeping clean as

[badwolf340]

He always is

[MINI William]

Busy drinking and

[badwolf340]

Generally just smelling

[MINI William]

But these things

[badwolf340]

CAn be sorted

[MINI William]

With a bit

[stoney]

Of love and

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[MINI William]

some fresh sheets

[cuddles]

Of soap and

[MINI William]

A health doze

[badwolf340]

Of clean bits

[badwolf340]

Of talcum powder

[stoney]

Just to help

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[badwolf340]

Things slide along

[stoney]

His clean bits......

[badwolf340]

But not his

[MINI William]

Naughty bits that

[ayespookyghost]

need a wash

[MINI William]

With lots of

[badwolf340]

Soap and disinfectant

[ayespookyghost]

to scrub the

[badwolf340]

Really dirty bits

[AlanJCW]

That were itchy

[MINI William]

but kind of

[badwolf340]

But should have

[MINI William]

been hanging like

[MINI William]

With some sugar

[badwolf340]

All over the

[badwolf340]

Dry large big

[MINI William]

that had a

[badwolf340]

Orange and red

[Steve666]

Lump on Their

[badwolf340]

Hand which was