Just three words.....

[CiderFex]

with a pair


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[EcosseGP]

Of Scissors and

[Blueboy]

pink marygold gloves

[Crombers]

Then came along

[EcosseGP]

Malcolm who shouted


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[DigitalLemming]

I've a tranny

[CiderFex]

that's very good


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[MINI William]

right up my

[Blueboy]

passage that lead

[MINI William]

to lots of

[CiderFex]

trembling legs and


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[Crombers]

guffaws of laughter

[maxibaby01]

and Elvis impressions


...end...

[CiderFex]

whilst dancing like


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[JOHN MILNE]

a man posessed

[MINI William]

who just had

[gauldrymini]

Won the lottery

[MINI William]

who blew it

[EcosseGP]

On a set


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[gauldrymini]

Of valve caps

[badwolf340]

And 3 big

[EcosseGP]

scones baked by

[Crombers]

'mom' of course

[EcosseGP]

and then covered


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[MINI William]

with lashings of

[cuddles]

Cream and jam

[Davesminis]

Followed by lots

[Blueboy]

of mice and

[badwolf340]

Men so they

[EcosseGP]

can all run

[MINI William]

To the big

[gauldrymini]

Field across the

[MINI William]

Road with a

[gauldrymini]

Rather large looking

[MINI William]

T-Rex that liked

[CiderFex]

to eat fairies


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[badwolf340]

For his breakfast

[EcosseGP]

Just like Crombers


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[JOHN MILNE]

But with different

[maxibaby01]

eyeliner and négligée


...end...

[MINI William]

As he's into

[Crombers]

plenty of stuff

[badwolf340]

that no one

[JOHN MILNE]

Would ever mention

[EcosseGP]

or understand except

[MINI William]

to even the

[badwolf340]

Score a bit

[EcosseGP]

with the dog


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[Blueboy]

collar which was

[JOHN MILNE]

studded black leather

[Crombers]

like Dave's pants

[maxibaby01]

but inside-out


...end...

[Blueboy]

the closet he

[CiderFex]

to escape from


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[MINI William]

the big hairy

[badwolf340]

Fairy which wanted

[ELFMAN]

Him to beg

[Crombers]

for lots more

[JOHN MILNE]

Chocolate and cream

[maxibaby01]

to rub into


...end...

[MINI William]

The back of

[Blueboy]

the dark side

[Crombers]

of the moon

[maxibaby01]

to ease haemorrhoids


...end...

[CiderFex]

on toast down


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[EcosseGP]

the local supermarket


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[Crombers]

which was Sainsburys

[MINI William]

But he muched

[Blueboy]

preferred spending all

[MINI William]

At Ann summers

[DigitalLemming]

Buying Megan new


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[badwolf340]

Fluffy really fluffy

[DigitalLemming]

pink handcuffs for

[MINI William]

When Pete is

[CiderFex]

happily oblivious to


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[Blueboy]

the postman delivering

[Crombers]

his makeup sets

[CiderFex]

ordered from a


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[MINI William]

tiny little person

[EcosseGP]

or Elfman who


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[Crombers]

wears frilly knickers

[MINI William]

As he likes

[badwolf340]

To wander around

[MINI William]

in Kylie style

[DigitalLemming]

Hot pants that


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[MINI William]

he had specially

[gauldrymini]

Been hand crafted

[EcosseGP]

by Fiona who


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[kevs cooper s]

rubbed a sausage

[EcosseGP]

So hard it


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[JOHN MILNE]

came with mashed

[gauldrymini]

Potatoes are a

[kevs cooper s]

total twat to

[EcosseGP]

Mash when you


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[MINI William]

have an igloo

[JOHN MILNE]

and no penguins

[Blueboy]

marching to the

[gauldrymini]

Imperial Death Star

[Crombers]

wherever that is

[MINI William]

as its a

[Blueboy]

bitch when karma

[MINI William]

shots a missle

[badwolf340]

So far it

[Crombers]

is peaceful today

[cuddles]

Till we drink

[kevs cooper s]

some good methanol

[MINI William]

and helium balloons

[kevs cooper s]

filled with paint

[EcosseGP]

and get covered

[stoney]

In wet sticky

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[Crombers]

ludicrously luminous stuff

[MINI William]

that makes everyone

[EcosseGP]

gasp when they

[maxibaby01]

inhale and try


...end...

[EcosseGP]

To smell the

[Blueboy]

coffee with sugar

[badwolf340]

But with no

[Blueboy]

more room at

[MINI William]

the car show

[Crombers]

to park MINI'S

[DigitalLemming]

Or even Audi's


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[CiderFex]

because of Williams


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[MINI William]

mahoosive pair of

[CiderFex]

Ann Summers glittery


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[MrMischief]

baubles and huge

[MINI William]

big 10" rubber

[CiderFex]

band which he


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[MINI William]

which was used

[badwolf340]

To only help

[MINI William]

people in need

[EcosseGP]

of something to


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[kevs cooper s]

stick in a

[Crombers]

cyber space hole

[kevs cooper s]

with brown sauce

[badwolf340]

But not ordinary

[MINI William]

with a hint

[kevs cooper s]

peppermint crème balls

[JOHN MILNE]

Covered in chocolate

[MINI William]

with hundreds and

[EcosseGP]

thousands but also


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[Crombers]

with a hint

[CiderFex]

of sarcasm because


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[Crombers]

she's the boss

[CiderFex]

so she thinks


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[MINI William]

She can do

[maxibaby01]

in her mind


...end...

[CiderFex]

which was laughably


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[maxibaby01]

enveloped in a


...end...

[kevs cooper s]

can of worms

[badwolf340]

Which somehow got

[CiderFex]

very wiggly when


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[kevs cooper s]

boiled alive on

[CiderFex]

a overheated intercooler


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[maxibaby01]

with toasted marshmallows


...end...

[CiderFex]

and a chocolate


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[kevs cooper s]

frog on toast

[EcosseGP]

with a side


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[CiderFex]

of cider aside


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[MINI William]

mixed up with

[JOHN MILNE]

a potent cocktail

[Blueboy]

of baileys and

[CiderFex]

Jägermeister with five


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[Eddie_JCW]

gallons of petrol

[CiderFex]

with a splash


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[Crombers]

all washed down

[MINI William]

a big bowl

[JOHN MILNE]

of fried rice

[badwolf340]

Black beef with

[CiderFex]

leprechauns drizzled with


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[MINI William]

Nutella and cracked

[CiderFex]

knuckles marinated in


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[Crombers]

wine tastes yum

[maxibaby01]

if de trop


...end...

[badwolf340]

But it was

[MINI William]

Not long until

[CWSN84]

I bought mini

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[EcosseGP]

magazine to see

[Catster]

if NMS were


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[gauldrymini]

to rule the

[badwolf340]

World or just

[MINI William]

Rule the Galaxy

[badwolf340]

For ever and

[EcosseGP]

If the Harper's

[CiderFex]

invade The Galaxy


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[EcosseGP]

they'll be nothing

[CiderFex]

but carnage and


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[badwolf340]

To stop them

[EcosseGP]

a Germany trip

[MINI William]

With lots of

[kevs cooper s]

sausages and beer

[EcosseGP]

for breakfast before

[MINI William]

helium balloons take

[EcosseGP]

centre stage when

[Crombers]

adults fool around

[CiderFex]

chaos WILL ensue


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[EcosseGP]

that's for sure

[Catster]

Especially when William


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[badwolf340]

Does not do

[Crombers]

what he's told

[Catster]

To do when


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[kevs cooper s]

pumping up his

[MINI William]

Hot air ballon

[Catster]

Full of helium


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[EcosseGP]

before then releasing


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[kevs cooper s]

all the pigeons

[badwolf340]

That had been

[badwolf340]

Sitting in the

[EcosseGP]

back of Andrews


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[MINI William]

Living room which

[CiderFex]

was still greasy


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[badwolf340]

From changing a

[CiderFex]

rather large, snelly


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[EcosseGP]

Diff that had


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[AndyM]

never really worked

[Crombers]

Like a woman

[EcosseGP]

Who spend so


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[badwolf340]

Much Time in

[Crombers]

rooms they should

[maxibaby01]

really be cleaning


...end...

[AndyM]

into the box

[EcosseGP]

to get bottles

[JOHN MILNE]

of ginger beer

[Crombers]

which is fizzy

[MINI William]

but not as

[DigitalLemming]

nice as Bulmers

[EcosseGP]

although Pete suggested

[AndyM]

We add marmite

[kevs cooper s]

and Castrol r

[maxibaby01]

to lubricate parts


...end...

[badwolf340]

That no other

[kevs cooper s]

in rubber trousers

[EcosseGP]

and see through


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[CiderFex]

pants which tasted


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[MINI William]

With a hint

[CiderFex]

of fusty warm


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[kevs cooper s]

millions of crabs

[CiderFex]

that tasted very


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[Crombers]

tip top crusty

[AndyM]

But needed extra

[badwolf340]

Butter ,garlic and

[MINI William]

Chilli sauce to

[badwolf340]

Make things a

[kevs cooper s]

bit hotter now

[CiderFex]

so that William


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[AndyM]

Could show everyone

[Crombers]

his rather small

[kevs cooper s]

shuttlecock and balls

[CiderFex]

with chips and


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[AndyM]

Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire

[MINI William]

With rich gravy