Just three words.....

[Eddie_JCW]

whilst touching his

[Blueboy]

casserole which tasted

[CiderFex]

unwashed yet strangely


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[cuddles]

Sweet and yummy

[stoney]

Just like Craigs

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[EcosseGP]

pockets which he


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[Catster]

Says his wallet


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[Eddie_JCW]

was in at

[CiderFex]

full capacity when


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[Eddie_JCW]

the moths flew

[maxibaby01]

out frightened by


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[JOHN MILNE]

Looked like a

[badwolf340]

Big bunch of

[CiderFex]

Haggi which escaped


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[maxibaby01]

Anti-clockwise and away


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[EcosseGP]

they disappeared into

[stoney]

The night BUT

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[Catster]

Pete was in


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[EcosseGP]

the bar sucking

[stoney]

It dry from

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[MINI William]

All the cider

[DigitalLemming]

before the helium

[Crombers]

which made everyone

[badwolf340]

Stare in amazement

[MINI William]

At Peter huge

[kevs cooper s]

wet trouser snake

[stoney]

That he got

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[EcosseGP]

From watching the

[Catster]

Snow foam demonstration


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[kevs cooper s]

on a moped

[CiderFex]

without any real


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[Catster]

Idea about how


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[EcosseGP]

He was going

[kevs cooper s]

to afford that

[maxibaby01]

bar tab he'd


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[kevs cooper s]

built up sadly

[EcosseGP]

during three hours

[Catster]

Prior to the


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[kevs cooper s]

wheels falling off

[Catster]

his Ford KA


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[EcosseGP]

and the fluid

[kevs cooper s]

leaking from the

[jo123ke]

crusty pipe hole


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[EcosseGP]

in the engine

[kevs cooper s]

warp drive systmn

[EcosseGP]

Back into the

[kevs cooper s]

future and beyond

[maxibaby01]

the people's republic


...end...

[Crombers]

once farted loudly

[CiderFex]

and blew the


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[Eddie_JCW]

bloody doors off

[EcosseGP]

there was nothing


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[stoney]

Left but the

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[kevs cooper s]

sausage rolls and

[CiderFex]

some of Davy's


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[kevs cooper s]

pvc shorts and

[Catster]

Cake he stole


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[kevs cooper s]

from batmans mother

[CiderFex]

after waxing her


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[kevs cooper s]

bathtub with sealant

[EcosseGP]

Then applying a

[Catster]

Liberal coating of


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[badwolf340]

Black waterproof paint

[kevs cooper s]

on her wellingtons

[EcosseGP]

that Megan had


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[kevs cooper s]

borrowed from hitler

[Blueboy]

that showed her

[ELFMAN]

"Blitzkrieg" fashion collection

[MINI William]

Along with black

[EcosseGP]

Sparkly thigh high


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[Blueboy]

waders that leaked

[kevs cooper s]

like a siv

[DigitalLemming]

all over Williams

[ELFMAN]

Antique handcrafted mahogany

[maxibaby01]

codpiece stand with


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[CiderFex]

with accents of


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[EcosseGP]

Carbon encrusted with


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[CiderFex]

tiny dots of


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[stoney]

Harry potter dust

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[maxibaby01]

from wizards sleeve


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[CiderFex]

and pants when


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[Catster]

he came home


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[EcosseGP]

to find the

[JOHN MILNE]

monster lurking beneath

[EcosseGP]

the bed with

[DigitalLemming]

Blue standing guard

[JOHN MILNE]

with fluffy slippers

[CiderFex]

and Brian's sequinned


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[DigitalLemming]

Mini skirt pulled


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[stoney]

Tightly round something

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[gauldrymini]

to the kerb

[Blueboy]

crawler that he

[CiderFex]

slapped with a


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[gauldrymini]

Moist expensive microfibre

[DigitalLemming]

just used on

[Crombers]

the kitchen sink

[MINI William]

Before using it

[kevs cooper s]

up the chimney

[CiderFex]

to wipe away


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[gauldrymini]

Sooty and Sweep

[badwolf340]

And Mathew corbett

[kevs cooper s]

while watching tv

[jo123ke]

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[Blueboy]

and eating sweet

[Crombers]

apparently very quietly

[MINI William]

Pulling on a

[Blueboy]

tight black latex

[stoney]

Black mambers davy

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[CiderFex]

tried to use


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[JOHN MILNE]

the remote control

[Crombers]

getting his fix

[stoney]

Of the latest

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[EcosseGP]

I'm a celebrity


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[CiderFex]

, no you're not,


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[EcosseGP]

as Pete practised


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[MINI William]

his tantric yoga

[EcosseGP]

balanced on the


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[CiderFex]

tip of a


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[JOHN MILNE]

ball point pen

[CiderFex]

which I used


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[JOHN MILNE]

to write three

[stoney]

Longest word he

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[MINI William]

could find to

[JOHN MILNE]

baffle us all

[CiderFex]

especially "Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswe rkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft" which


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[DigitalLemming]

"Eddie likes it

[MINI William]

round the back

[CiderFex]

but only with


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[Catster]

A mask and


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[EcosseGP]

an eight ball

[kevs cooper s]

swing that way

[stoney]

But his best

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[kevs cooper s]

trouser suit is

[EcosseGP]

Leopard print with

[MINI William]

Pink silk lining

[CiderFex]

and crotchless with


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[badwolf340]

Double zips and

[EcosseGP]

a fur lined

[kevs cooper s]

jockstrap with oily

[MINI William]

A pink thong

[kevs cooper s]

but then he

[Blueboy]

got on his

[CiderFex]

high horse and


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[JOHN MILNE]

rode into the

[MINI William]

sunset whipping his

[ELFMAN]

Trousers off, shouting

[kevs cooper s]

bend over please

[stoney]

He shouts to

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[EcosseGP]

Christina to pop


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[badwolf340]

A big one

[stoney]

As no sign

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[cuddles]

Of the thing

[EcosseGP]

in her bra


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[CiderFex]

which Brian borrowed


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[Blueboy]

from his secret

[CiderFex]

dressing up box


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[Crombers]

thats always kept

[Eddie_JCW]

In the back

[Blueboy]

side of beef

[badwolf340]

That is always

[MINI William]

Easy to find

[Crombers]

like Dave's GP

[badwolf340]

Or is it

[Blueboy]

to be or

[maxibaby01]

not to wasp


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[EcosseGP]

But did someone


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[Crombers]

find his keys

[kevs cooper s]

jammed up her

[badwolf340]

really tight little

[kevs cooper s]

in her drawers

[jo123ke]

I reached for


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[MINI William]

The keys with

[EcosseGP]

and unlocked the


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[JOHN MILNE]

potential to reach

[badwolf340]

Maximum warp factor

[MINI William]

Hoping not to

[CiderFex]

break the slippery


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[Crombers]

slimey smelly thing

[JOHN MILNE]

from down below

[EcosseGP]

the engine bay


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[MINI William]

That Pete put

[ELFMAN]

Underneath his impressive

[EcosseGP]

sticker machine that


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[stoney]

He had put

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[jo123ke]

One very large


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[badwolf340]

Really really large

[stoney]

Pile of stinking

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[Crombers]

red sequenced y-fronts

[MINI William]

That where his

[jo123ke]

Girlfriends sweaty old


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[MINI William]

practice pole dancing

[gauldrymini]

Like a pony

[maxibaby01]

without stabilisers, but


...end...

[CiderFex]

the rear end


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[MINI William]

Always broke loose

[CiderFex]

especially when Rob


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[Crombers]

attempted a wheelie

[gauldrymini]

bins are emptied

[MINI William]

his blue audi

[gauldrymini]

went like stink

[Crombers]

burning the rubber

[badwolf340]

All the way

[kevs cooper s]

in his greenhouse

[stoney]

That he grew

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[CiderFex]

very tired and


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[Crombers]

emotional red tomatoes

[EcosseGP]

turned yellow waiting


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[Eddie_JCW]

on the bus

[CiderFex]

which was always


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[MINI William]

driven by Eddie

[CiderFex]

too quickly because


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[Blueboy]

he suffered from

[stoney]

Iv got size

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[maxibaby01]

issues with my


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[Eddie_JCW]

huge, massive, long

[MINI William]

bus, that he

[Crombers]

Looked at lovingly

[MINI William]

each and every

[gauldrymini]

nut and bolt

[CiderFex]

and greased by


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[EcosseGP]

Craig with a


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[cuddles]

Big wooden spoon

[DigitalLemming]

Then hammered tight


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[EcosseGP]

with his magic


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[CiderFex]

was tiny but


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[stoney]

Eddies top of

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[EcosseGP]

the bus without


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[MINI William]

Leaving any marks

[stoney]

On the not

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[kevs cooper s]

so small roof

[stoney]

Of the top

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[EcosseGP]

Deck Of the


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[stoney]

The happy place

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[CiderFex]

crocodiles ate cream


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[cuddles]

And Christmas cake

[MINI William]

Before Santa and

[Crombers]

Rudolph waded in

[CiderFex]

all guns blazing


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[MINI William]

Just to get

[CiderFex]

the bottle of


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[EcosseGP]

Bulmers from Pete


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[MINI William]

which wasn't easy

[gauldrymini]

being glued to

[CiderFex]

my hand which


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[Crombers]

refused to budge

[stoney]

But after all

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[maxibaby01]

that coaxing, it


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[DigitalLemming]

was finally prised

[Blueboy]

from his tight

[MINI William]

Ninja like grip