Gismo
9th September 2004, 10:31 PM
A bachelor tried to take a vacation every summer.
He was a golf nut and spent 2 weeks up at a Greek Island.
Last summer he met a woman there and fell head over heels in love with her.
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a
serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady friend....."I eat, sleep & breathe golf, if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."
"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied "I'm a hooker."
"I see", Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.
Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
He was a golf nut and spent 2 weeks up at a Greek Island.
Last summer he met a woman there and fell head over heels in love with her.
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a
serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady friend....."I eat, sleep & breathe golf, if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."
"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied "I'm a hooker."
"I see", Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.
Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."