Another Blonde moment

[john]

A blonde walks into B & Q and asks for a dozen 2 by 4's
man behind the counter says "how long do you want them?"
blond thinks for 5 minutes and says "a long time, I'm building a house":D:D

[Duncan Stewart]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Heather]

Hmmmmmm:evil::evil:;)

[Big Col]

Tribal you can't be suggesting that blondes ain't dim after you had to pull off the motorway to shut your boot! "How come the windows aren't going down when I hold the key button down". :D

[Steve74]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Tribal you can't be suggesting that blondes ain't dim after you had to pull off the motorway to shut your boot! "How come the windows aren't going down when I hold the key button down". :D


And don't blame me Heather, works fine on mine - you must have a dodgy one ;) Anyway I got a lot of stick 'cos I didn't stop ;)

[Heather]

quote:Originally posted by Steve74


quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Tribal you can't be suggesting that blondes ain't dim after you had to pull off the motorway to shut your boot! "How come the windows aren't going down when I hold the key button down". :D


And don't blame me Heather, works fine on mine - you must have a dodgy one ;) Anyway I got a lot of stick 'cos I didn't stop ;)

Right Col outside shawlands academy at 6pm, your down for a killing!
Dont feel bad steve, no-one stopped not just you;)

[Big Col]

Will I bring a box for ya H? ;)

[Heather]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Will I bring a box for ya H? ;)

Just the right height to inflict the right kind of damage!;) Better bring your mates for a hand wee man:evil::D;)

[Burple]

quote:
Just the right height to inflict the right kind of damage!;) Better bring your mates for a hand wee man:evil:


Ooh... Fight! Fight! Fight!
Everybody!! gather round!! Quick!! Col's about to get Smackdown by a girlie!

Go Heather...Go Heather... Go Heather!!!! ;):blackeye::D:D:D

[Heather]

(lnl sets the scene and offers to hold the coats!)