Chroist...

[Big Col]

Bjork is gonna start singing in here any minute.

Where is everybody??

[Julz]

Was that 'Chroist' said in a Jethroesque accent??:p

[Gismo]

I'm travelling at about 2 knots per hour in the north sea, about the same speed as your yella mini :p

[R7 ETH]

Me thinks Big Col is just trying to break the 1000 barrier:p

[Wul]

Don't encourage him - we'll see a return to the ol one word posting malarky!!;)

[R7 ETH]

what

[R7 ETH]

like

[R7 ETH]

this

[Big Col]

To answer you all the Chroist was indeed in a Jethroesque fashion, my car is parked just now so isn't actually moving relative to it's position on the earth but, if you're talking in a universal context tiny then it's actually moving at just over 1040mph, I was posting because I was bored and I'm insulted that anyone would think I would be childish enough to make pointless posts just to increase my post count! :mad:

[Big Col]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

:D

[Julz]

Congratulations, I was going to say you are now closer to joining the league of super beings, but then I remembered it was you!!:p:D

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by Julz

Congratulations, I was going to say you are now closer to joining the league of super beings, but then I remembered it was you!!:p:D


and you knew I was already there? Awww that's sweet. Thanks ickle J. :)

[Willie M]

1000 posts. Well done ya big gonk that ye are :clown:

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by Willie M

1000 posts. Well done ya big gonk that ye are :clown:


:IAwww thanks big pimpin. I never thought I'd live to be called a gonk by a man such as yourself. My mother will be soooooooo proud when I tell her. ;):cool:

[GAJ]

1000 posts! That's soooooooooooooooooooooo last week!

[Gismo]

Did someone else make it to a paltry 1000 posts :p yawn, wonder who'll be next

[GAJ]

My money is on Seany!!

[Big Col]

<blinks> Eh? You mean I've beaten Seany? WOO HOO! :D

So...since I'm over 1000 posts can I be a mod? Huh huh huh? <Col's "Absolute Nms Anarchy Layout" goes as planned> :approve:

[GAJ]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
So...since I'm over 1000 posts can I be a mod?


Yeah! But you cannae be a punk cos your mammy winnae let ya!:)

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by GAJ

Yeah! But you cannae be a punk cos your mammy winnae let ya!:)


Gaj I couldn't breathe for laughing for a few minutes there mate. :cool:

[Wul]

Col - beware - there is no known cure as yet for Moderator Envy Sillyness Syndrome! :p