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Big Col
19th August 2004, 03:56 PM
48.

Julz
19th August 2004, 04:29 PM
42, THE ANSWER IS 42!!:clown:

MartinSullivan
19th August 2004, 04:47 PM
you are right Julz, the answer is 42 - but what is the question????

R7 ETH
19th August 2004, 04:54 PM
I thought the question was
What is the natural vibration frequency of human DNA ?

MartinSullivan
19th August 2004, 04:56 PM
Or.....

The number 42

Elvis Presley died at 42.

The angle at which lights reflects off water to create a rainbow is 42 degrees.

The city of Jerusalem covers an area of 42 square miles.

The Torah (the holy book of Judaism) is broken into columns each of which always has exactly 42 lines.

Fox Mulder (the X-files) lived in apartment number 42.

There are 42 decks on the Enterprise NCC1701-D (The Next Generation ship)

Bill Clinton was the 42nd U.S. President.

A Wonderbra consists of 42 individual parts.

There are 42 Oreo cookies in a 1 pound package.

"The beast was given a mouth uttering proud boasts and blasphemies, and it was given authority to act for 42 months. --Revelation 13:5

In Romeo and Juliet - Juliet sleeps for 42 hours.

The right arm of the Statue of Liberty is 42 feet long.

The number of dots on a pair of dice - 42.

Dogs have a total of 42 teeth over their lifetimes.

The world record jump by a kangaroo is 42 feet.

There were 42 generations from Abraham to Jesus Christ.

The natural vibration frequency of human DNA: 42.

Julz
19th August 2004, 04:57 PM
You mean the great question of life, the universe and everything??:clown:

MartinSullivan
19th August 2004, 04:58 PM
Without a Salmon of Doubt Julz, that is what I meant

MartinSullivan
19th August 2004, 04:58 PM
So long and thanks for all the fish

R7 ETH
19th August 2004, 05:01 PM
I thought it was chicken ?

Julz
19th August 2004, 05:03 PM
Sully, must see you in Milliways someday!!;)

Julz
19th August 2004, 05:06 PM
And it's a thursday..... but at least I managed to start the day with a good cup of tea!!:D

Do you have your towel??:clown:

R7 ETH
19th August 2004, 05:08 PM
I have a Chinchilla and his name is Rupert

Julz
19th August 2004, 05:12 PM
Oh dear, I feel you are deprived of the great works provided by Megadodo Publications!!

MartinSullivan
19th August 2004, 05:13 PM
DONT PANIC Julz, I still know where my towel is.

Milliways sounds fine

Ahhh Tea - a strong brownian motion producer :cool:

Big Col
19th August 2004, 05:18 PM
What is with all these iguanas??

Julz
19th August 2004, 05:21 PM
How about some Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters!!:D

MartinSullivan
19th August 2004, 05:25 PM
Mmmmm, a drink that has been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

CLASS!!!!!

R7 ETH
19th August 2004, 05:38 PM
and after all your my wonderwall

sleepyrascal
19th August 2004, 07:31 PM
Isn't it moles that create plastic shrimp? I thought it was. Obviously i was wrong

bazi
23rd August 2004, 12:14 AM
Anyone know a mattress called Zem?

Julz
23rd August 2004, 05:08 PM
quote:Originally posted by bazi

Anyone know a mattress called Zem?


:D

MartinSullivan
23rd August 2004, 05:15 PM
As yourself, Julz and I all know - All mattresses are called Zem :D

Big Col
23rd August 2004, 05:49 PM
Seems we have more Douglas Adams fans coming out of the woodwork.

MartinSullivan
23rd August 2004, 05:58 PM
quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Seems we have more Douglas Adams fans coming out of the woodwork.


:D, they are all around you, the guy was a genius

bazi
24th August 2004, 12:00 AM
So who's going to be first to fit the infinite improbability drive to their Mini?

MartinSullivan
24th August 2004, 12:07 AM
quote:Originally posted by bazi

So who's going to be first to fit the infinite improbability drive to their Mini?


Would be ok apart from the risk of a bowl of petunias and a sperm whale being randomly brought into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

OOOOhhhh No Not Again :cool:

Burple
25th August 2004, 12:55 AM
Spare a thought for poor Marvin tho won't you??

:D

MartinSullivan
25th August 2004, 01:08 AM
Life dont talk to me about Life, here I am brain the size of a planet ......

Julz
25th August 2004, 04:05 PM
I think I might just lock this topic, as it could go on forever......:p