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Burple
13th March 2013, 12:23 PM
...so... was sitting on the edge of the bed last night pulling off my boxers...



and the wife says...



















"You SPOIL those dogs!!"

:eek:
Gismo
13th March 2013, 12:29 PM
Oh dear
Colin
13th March 2013, 01:57 PM
:yuk:
Craig
13th March 2013, 02:16 PM
<shakes heid>

...... Looks for his cars keys to drive to Dundee and give the wee man a super atomic wedgie !!! :lol:
ELFMAN
13th March 2013, 02:56 PM
4099

That's only one small step away from "Muffin The Mule"... (which is still illegal in certain parts of Scotland).
Crombers
13th March 2013, 05:01 PM
Well I smiled, 'big stuff' :smilewinkgrin: .......... suppose I'm a bit weird though :Whistle:
john
13th March 2013, 05:23 PM
I had the police at the door, they said my dog chased a boy on a bike, I said you must be mistaken! My dog can't ride a bike!!
ELFMAN
13th March 2013, 06:33 PM
Well I smiled, 'big stuff' :smilewinkgrin: .......... suppose I'm a bit weird though :Whistle:

A bit? :idunno:
Big Col
13th March 2013, 09:25 PM
4099

That's only one small step away from "Muffin The Mule"... (which is still illegal in certain parts of Scotland).




Surely Muffin a mule is illegal all over Scotland? :confused::smilewinkgrin:
Crombers
13th March 2013, 09:51 PM
A bit? :idunno:

Thank you, thank you ........ thank you :bow:

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Surely Muffin a mule is illegal all over Scotland? :confused::smilewinkgrin:

Steady .......... :lol:
zimbo
13th March 2013, 10:06 PM
Oi wee baldy FFS dont give up your day job whatever you do :frown:


<shakes heid>

...... Looks for his cars keys to drive to Dundee and give the wee man a super atomic wedgie !!! :lol:

Better not Craig might take you forever, seeing as he doesn't live in Dundee anymore :hand:


I had the police at the door, they said my dog chased a boy on a bike, I said you must be mistaken! My dog can't ride a bike!!

Ewan I hope your taking notes here, coz this is how its done...:lol:
Craig
13th March 2013, 10:08 PM
I know that Ali but its where he works ! :lol:
john
13th March 2013, 10:13 PM
He works?
zimbo
13th March 2013, 10:25 PM
He works?

:scratch: well NO, what he would call work and what we call work would be two different things :lol:
AndyP & Lenore
13th March 2013, 11:16 PM
He works?:lol:


:scratch: well NO, what he would call work and what we call work would be two different things :lol::lol:

Both funnier than the original post. :lol: