JOHN MILNE
22nd October 2010, 09:48 AM
paddy is passing by mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door
he sees mick doin a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
massey ferguson
buttocks cleched, he performs a sloww pirouette and gently slides off first the
right welly followed by the left
he then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,lets
his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his coruroy trousers
grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained
vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay
"WHAT THE FECK ARE YOU DOING MICK" SAYS PADDY
jeez paddy ye frightened the livin bejesus out of me, says an obviously
embarrassed Mick,"but me and the missus been having trouble lately
in the bedroom department and the therapist suggested
I DO SOMETHING SEXY TO A TRACTOR !!!
he sees mick doin a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
massey ferguson
buttocks cleched, he performs a sloww pirouette and gently slides off first the
right welly followed by the left
he then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,lets
his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his coruroy trousers
grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained
vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay
"WHAT THE FECK ARE YOU DOING MICK" SAYS PADDY
jeez paddy ye frightened the livin bejesus out of me, says an obviously
embarrassed Mick,"but me and the missus been having trouble lately
in the bedroom department and the therapist suggested
I DO SOMETHING SEXY TO A TRACTOR !!!