Mini - Minivan?

[Stewart]

http://img3.auto-motor-und-sport.de/Mini-Minivan-f498x333-F4F4F2-C-f0e90544-407037.jpg

2013:blush:

[Delboy]

:frown:

[Doug_m]

For the love of!... what the hell?
it's a no from me!

[Mini Ecosse]

:thud::frown:

[stoney]

boging :sad:

[AndyP & Lenore]

<<<<Walks in. Looks. Shakes head. leaves.:frown:

A.:frown:

[The Dogfather]

worst photoshop ever

[GCA3N]

It's not that bad......:Whistle:

[Big Gordy]

Mmmmmmm......strange......but still better looking than that boggin countryman tho :Whistle:

[Sheilz]

The back looks nicer than the countryman with its pseudo taxi shape. The front looks a bit weird though as if its been squashed in, looks shorter and more bulbous. This is defo one for me - how many bags of shopping for fine things could you get in the boot of that thing and still have room for dog, grandson, pram and the myriad of things that grandchildren need to take to Grandma's? O MY I canna wait ;)

[KenL]

How uncool would the MINI become if they start churning out cars like this?

The Countryman is already a step too far in my opinion. MINI is supposed to be (or should be) unique, why follow the crowd and produce a range of cars like every other maker?

[Big Gordy]

why follow the crowd and produce a range of cars like every other maker?

Because, whether we like it or not, they're in it to make money:idunno::yawn:

[N16SHP]

Rather disappointed to be wasting my 1,000th post on this but its a no from me! I completely agree with you Ken that the van is just a step too far, and Mini is in danger of becoming just another manufacturer. I disagree that the Countryman is a step too far as its practical, but that's for another thread. I think the van's should be left to your boring brands such as Chrysler etc!

[ELFMAN]

:argh: Oh Good God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh:
:frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
The b@st@rd Offspring of a Transit van and a Nissan Cube. Some people should be banned from using Photoshop....
That's not a step too far - it's a leap into the abyss :moonie: PANTS.

[Duncan Stewart]

:thud:oh dear! what next

[ELFMAN]

From the A-Pillar back, proportionally it's not far away from a VW Type 2 Camper van. If you flattened the nose a bit... injected a bit of style and added about 40 years of cool. I can't wait till they add a drive-away awning, a 'Pop-Top', Rock n' Roll Bed and a cooker... and a 'Bud Vase'. Let's face it you'd need somewhere to put your drink.

Come to think of it, I wish it WAS a MINI Camper van, rather than, well, a... van. I demand A MAGIC MINI AMPHIBIOUS CAMPER VAN, powered by LUUUUUUURVVVVVE, which only plays Prog Rock on the ICE. And has a hand-knitted wooly cover. And a Guitar Rack. And Groupies as part of the 'Chili Pack'.

Obviously lacking imagination at 'Auto und Motor Sport mit Photoshop Durch Technik' or whatever it is...

[Flash_Amber]

Just No!

[Sheilz]

from the a-pillar back, proportionally it's not far away from a vw type 2 camper van. If you flattened the nose a bit... Injected a bit of style and added about 40 years of cool. I can't wait till they add a drive-away awning, a 'pop-top', rock n' roll bed and a cooker... And a 'bud vase'. Let's face it you'd need somewhere to put your drink.

Come to think of it, i wish it was a mini camper van, rather than, well, a... Van. I demand a magic mini amphibious camper van, powered by luuuuuuurvvvvve, which only plays prog rock on the ice. And has a hand-knitted wooly cover. And a guitar rack. And groupies as part of the 'chili pack'.

Obviously lacking imagination at 'auto und motor sport mit photoshop durch technik' or whatever it is...



lol

[Stewart]

http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq72/sav112g/Mini-Minivan.jpg

there you go with a bit of looooovvvvvvvvvvve

[ELFMAN]

Hey Maaaan, that's beautiful! But Fugly.

[GCA3N]

From the A-Pillar back, proportionally it's not far away from a VW Type 2 Camper van. If you flattened the nose a bit... injected a bit of style and added about 40 years of cool. I can't wait till they add a drive-away awning, a 'Pop-Top', Rock n' Roll Bed and a cooker... and a 'Bud Vase'. Let's face it you'd need somewhere to put your drink.

Come to think of it, I wish it WAS a MINI Camper van, rather than, well, a... van. I demand A MAGIC MINI AMPHIBIOUS CAMPER VAN, powered by LUUUUUUURVVVVVE, which only plays Prog Rock on the ICE. And has a hand-knitted wooly cover. And a Guitar Rack. And Groupies as part of the 'Chili Pack'.

Obviously lacking imagination at 'Auto und Motor Sport mit Photoshop Durch Technik' or whatever it is...


:laugh: Brilliant.

[Stewart]

You just know somone has went in and said do you sell a five seater Mini!

[ianking]

You just know somone has went in and said do you sell a five seater Mini!

They do, both the Clubman and the Countryman can be ordered as a 5 seater.

[Stewart]

There you go I did not know that.:blush:

[GCA3N]

There you go I did not know that.:blush:

Yeh I found that out too. It's a no cost optional extra. You can have the center bar running right through the car (ie 4 seater) or cur short to give you a 5 seat option. I cannot believe they are not charging though.

[GP BILLY]

:argh: Oh Good God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh:
:frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
The b@st@rd Offspring of a Transit van and a Nissan Cube. Some people should be banned from using Photoshop....That's not a step too far - it's a leap into the abyss :moonie: PANTS.

Why waste time photoshoping when you can just copy the
crazy car cushion :thumbs up::thumbs up:

Mini car cushion. press the bonnet and it plays car sounds and flashes headlights. (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mini-car-cushion-/110594868170?pt=UK_Car_Parts_Vehicles_Automobila_E T&hash=item19bff7c3ca)