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AndyP & Lenore
1st October 2010, 12:16 PM
Just seen this on another forum and thought I'd share as I found it so true and so hilarious at the same time.



"In 2010, Microsoft Windows will be a quantum processing emulation layer for a 128-bit mod of a 64-bit hack of a 32-bit patch to a 16-bit GUI for an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor from a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

A.:laugh:

Gismo
1st October 2010, 12:32 PM
Which BIT did you like the best :Whistle:

AndyP & Lenore
1st October 2010, 12:46 PM
The BIT in the middle was best.:yes nod:

Hey at least "mature" enough to remember Microsoft 3.11 - now that was groundbreaking.:laugh:

A.:D

Stewart
1st October 2010, 01:06 PM
I still have the disks........:smilewinkgrin:

Craig
1st October 2010, 01:08 PM
I have some sealed windows 3.11 boxes in a cupboard at work ;)

Burple
1st October 2010, 02:05 PM
Love it! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

N16SHP
1st October 2010, 02:07 PM
I can vaguely remember 3.11! One of my mates had it as we didn't have a computer then :(

Delboy
1st October 2010, 02:07 PM
:laugh::thumbs up:

AndyP & Lenore
1st October 2010, 02:39 PM
I have some sealed windows 3.11 boxes in a cupboard at work ;)

eBay man, EBAY!!:yes nod:

A.:D

Gismo
1st October 2010, 03:19 PM
eBay man, EBAY!!:yes nod:

A.:DCan buy them in the USA site for $30

AndyP & Lenore
1st October 2010, 04:34 PM
Can buy them in the USA site for $30

Ah well then. Keep it for another 30 years then eBay it.

A.