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Big Gordy
9th July 2004, 01:36 AM
A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this! "he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" she yelled......

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks....

:p:D:approve:

GAJ
9th July 2004, 02:01 AM
mmmm.:disapprove:

duncan
9th July 2004, 02:06 AM
The punchline might be slightly funny if you were an American tucking into their "Freedom Fries", while vast amounts of WMD's were being destroyed, and peace reigned in Iraq.

On the other hand, maybe it couldnt find Busted ;):p
(Ducks for cover as Linda finds out Busted are being slagged off:I

Burple
9th July 2004, 08:23 PM
quote:
(Ducks for cover as Linda finds out Busted are being slagged off:I



snigger...

If I shouted that in the car, the radio might just blow up... ;);):D