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AndyP & Lenore
19th June 2010, 09:40 PM
A wee game...

Imagine a vending machine that accepts anything and vends anything. Really easy to work...

What you insert and what you say you receive can be as wild and wacky as you want it to be.

Person 1: Inserts £1.

Person 2: says what they got. (A cup of tea)

Person 2: Inserts whatever they want. (Stoney)

Person 3: say's what they got. (Exhaust fumes)

Person 3: says what they are inserting...

And so on and so on.

Make sense?

I'll kick it off:

<Inserts £1.

A.

AeroJonny
19th June 2010, 09:45 PM
my money back

Gismo
19th June 2010, 09:45 PM
Damn, beaten to it, ok, inserts a 1 Dollar Bill

stoney
19th June 2010, 09:54 PM
i will have a tank of v power

<inserts petrol can

AndyP & Lenore
19th June 2010, 09:59 PM
<Gets fluffy dice

<Inserts ham sandwich

stoney
19th June 2010, 10:38 PM
<gets roast beef and mustard roll with chips

< insets an empty plate :lol:

Gismo
19th June 2010, 11:20 PM
Machine sticks, calls for technical assistance :Whistle:

Burple
21st June 2010, 10:11 AM
< Machine spews cold chicken soup

< inserts *boot* ;)

Ally S
21st June 2010, 07:15 PM
Machine inserts its own boot

insert Jack Bauer

AndyP & Lenore
21st June 2010, 08:11 PM
<Gets Elisha Cuthbert

<Inserts Used Condom

stoney
21st June 2010, 09:38 PM
<gets a dirty mag

< inserts a sticky hankey