What a thread!

[Wul]

http://www.mini2.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62340

Now how did we not guess a few of these threads would apprear! So surprised ot wasn't in the General Discussion section!

[Big Gordy]

Why is it they think its there god given right to win EVERYTHING they enter :evil: They should take the Scottish mentality that we're always going to lose but lets PARTY anyway :p:D:approve:

[Gismo]

I simply could not sit back and not put in my version ;)

[Monsta Mo Mini]

This is the saddest thing of all....

MORONS!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/3838531.stm

[Heather]

They are, and have always been, bad losers.

[Wul]

Those fans deserve locking up! sad sad sad!

Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?

A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.



Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?

A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.



Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red,

white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock

and crumbled in the box.



Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?

A: They are both useless in Europe!



Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?

A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence



Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in

a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the

English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find it

totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a

successful pass to or at anyone."



Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine? A. A jet

engine eventually stops whining.



Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never

swerve to hit him?

A. It could be your bicycle.



Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.

The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when

you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon

says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in

alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything

inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer English

football fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and

arses are interchangeable."



Did you hear about the UK politician who was found dead in an English

football jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in

order to save his family from the embarrassment.



Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps

with pictures of English football players on them. People couldn't figure

out which side to spit on.

[Burple]

Heh heh heh.. this should wake them up.. ;)

http://www.mini2.com/forum/showthread.php?p=935872#post935872

sorry... couldn't resist a wee poke! :D:D:p:approve:

[Fontal]

had this sent to me by E-Mail it didn't take long did ithttp://www.mini2.com/gallery/personal/FONTAL/37115_thumb.jpg (http://www.mini2.com/gallery/personal/FONTAL/37115.jpg)