Yorkshire bin collector...

[Big Gordy]

A refuse collector is driving along a Scarborough street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door. "Harro ?" says the Japanese man.

"Gidday, mate!

Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.

"No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

" I toll you!..........I dust been to toiret, '' says the Japanese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector.

"You're misunderstanding me.

Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear…. "I wheelie bin habbing sex wiffa wife's sista!"

[Craig]

:frown: oh dear.... :frown:

[AndyP & Lenore]

Oh for goodness sake:frown:. Someone reach over and take his cr@p joke book off him.:D

A.:D

[zimbo]

DOH!! :rolleyes:

[Delboy]

:laugh: I think that's funny :laugh:

[indigomatt]

Is nearly as bad as this one, think it may have come from here anyway.....!!!

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,

'You Sign! You sign!'

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.


Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,


'You Sign! You sign!'


Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.


The next day he hears a knock at the door again.


When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.


He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,


'You sign! You sign!'


Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:


'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.


The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.


On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,


'You sign! You sign!'


Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.


This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:


'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'


The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:





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