Men only thread. NOT SAFE FOR WORK

[AndyP & Lenore]

If Fi can have her "ladies only" thread, surely we can have a Men Only thread. Keep it (reasonably) clean though.

Let me kick off with...

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Evangeline-Lilly--Kate--lost-34290_1024_768.jpg

A.:thumbs up:

[camjay]

Why have you got a picture of me on here! :laugh::laugh:

[Craig]

who's that....? Not a patch on my Jude.... :thumbs up:

[The Dogfather]

This will take some work to match the Men Only thread on NM ;)

[GCA3N]

Nice one Andy.

[Craig]

This will take some work to match the Men Only thread on NM ;)

ain't that the truth. Get Jim (JWT) on here... :lol:

[Stewart]

I'll stick with my Eva Mendes and raise you!

Aye the pirate guy has some collection, not that I spent a good half an hour on the one thread like (cough)




http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/eva_mendes_rehab.jpg

[AndyP & Lenore]

who's that....? Not a patch on my Jude.... :thumbs up:

You big sook.:laugh:

A.

[AndyP & Lenore]

This will take some work to match the Men Only thread on NM ;)

Doesn't need to match. And I've never seen the NM thread, so nothing to compare it to.:thumbs up:

A.

[AndyP & Lenore]

I stick with my Eva Mendes and raise you!

Aye the pirate guy has some collection, not that spent a good half an hour on the one thread like (cough)


I'll take Eva and raise you...

Charlize Theron.

http://latinofilmchatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/charlize_theron_13107.jpg

A.:thumbs up:

[Sheilz]

:yawn: knew it: brain cells inside their breeks :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Gismo]

:yawn: knew it: brain cells inside their breeks :laugh::laugh::laugh:Yep, the bigger means you have more brains :Whistle:

[Sheilz]

You big sook.:laugh:

A.

I wouldn't worry about it. Jude will have seen through it and laughed silently to herself as is the way of the wise (ie female) ;):p:Whistle:

[stoney]

well i rasie you both 1489

[Scottie]

I clicked went in and viewed the Man Only thread on NM. :frown::frown:

At least in our thread we will have more to talk about than just look at pictures of women. :yes nod::hand::p:p

[Stewart]

Yes I appreciate Miss Fox but Rachel-Weisz has something about her in my opinion
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/tflowers2007/rachel_weisz.jpg

[stoney]

I clicked went in and viewed the Man Only thread on NM. :frown::frown:

At least in our thread we will have more to talk about than just look at pictures of women. :yes nod::hand::p:p

how do u know that there may well be chat about beer ect ect

[MINI William]

Got to agree with Stoney Megan Fox all the way.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u122/miniwilliam/3f1fa5fb.jpg

[The Dogfather]

Megan Fox, talentless airhead!

I raise the bar and the intellect with: -

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/stills2/eva-green-mar22-1.jpg

http://www.prettyinleather.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/eva_green_in_leather_003.jpg

Eva Green

[stoney]

she may be talent less but she is hot

[MINI William]

Never knew it was a talent contest lol

[The Dogfather]

In the same way that an Alfa Brera is good to look at but take it for a spin and you realise you've wasted your time.

Anyway, Eva's french and she's not afraid to get her bits out for the sake of art ;)

[Livi]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v358/210/88/29112278285/n29112278285_878319_8541.jpg

Sarah Chalke from Scrubs! oh aye

[Livi]

http://blog.ymijeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hayley-williams.jpg

Or Hayley Williams from Paramore!

[GCA3N]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v358/210/88/29112278285/n29112278285_878319_8541.jpg

Sarah Chalke from Scrubs! oh aye


Now were talking she is lovely.

[Gismo]

I've been watching the serial killer series Dexter and find Rita quite attractive :thumbs up:

http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/_/S/-/-/Dexter_Benz01.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/35/71/0000043571_20071001180508.jpg

[AndyP & Lenore]

We've been shockingly accused by Shielz in "the other thread" that we have run out of fit burds to post up.

Gentlemen, I give you....

Michelle Rodriguez. Spent a couple of season as Ana Lucia in Lost and more recently piloting one of those cool 'copters in Avatar.
http://alexdso.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/michelle_rodriguez_2.jpg
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/michelle-rodriguez-1024x768-21901.jpg

Goldie Hawn was OK in her heyday, but her daughter Kate Hudson is a looker.
http://putupyourdukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/kate_hudson_13.jpg

Rather lacking a bit of "meat" but our very own Keira Knightly is very pretty.
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Keira_Knightley-1-Atonement.jpg

She may be the "wee lassie outa Harry Potter" but Emma Watson is nearly 20 now. The future is bright.:D
http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/emma-watson.jpg

Now, anyone starts talking about handbags, purses or shoes they'll be asked to leave the building.

A.:thumbs up:

[GCA3N]

Now, anyone starts talking about handbags, purses or shoes they'll be asked to leave the building.

A.:thumbs up:

Anyone caught posting on anything even remotely close to that should by booted out :lol:

[GCA3N]

Come on shielz we're just warming up......

......what about keeley, jessica and deanne berry (from the best music video....ever)

http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/greigallan/keeley_hazell_calendar.jpg

http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/greigallan/jessica-alba-5.jpg

http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/greigallan/deanne-berry-2.jpg

[MINI William]

Silly me forgot about Emma Watson :drool:

[ELFMAN]

Silly menu forgot about Emma Watson :drool:

Now then, young William.... Hands off that Wand - 'Naughticum Eroticus Pervertio!' Indeed. Three hours Detention after supper, and Matron will be around shortly to beat you... again.

[Forbes]

and Matron will be around shortly to beat you... again.

He'd enjoy that too much

[ELFMAN]

I heard he actually pays extra fees for it... but that does include ointment for the resultant 'Hog Warts'.

[Sheilz]

http://www.equip.co.uk/img.ashx?img=/ProdImages/TierPageImages/mens_man_bags.jpg&size=250 (http://www.equip.co.uk/cat/man-bags_46.htm)
Man Bags




http://www.equip.co.uk/img.ashx?img=/ProdImages/TierPageImages/mens_messnger_bags.jpg&size=250 (http://www.equip.co.uk/cat/messenger-bags_47.htm)
Mens Messenger Bags




http://www.equip.co.uk/img.ashx?img=/ProdImages/TierPageImages/mens_holdall_bags.jpg&size=250 (http://www.equip.co.uk/cat/holdall-bags_48.htm)
Mens Holdall Bags !





http://www.equip.co.uk/img.ashx?img=/ProdImages/TierPageImages/mens_weekend_bags.jpg&size=250 (http://www.equip.co.uk/cat/weekend-bags_49.htm)
Mens Weekend Bags


:p:p:smilewinkgrin::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Sheilz]

http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/320186/3201867370_main.jpghttp://www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/320041/3200416010_lg.jpg (http://www.schuh.co.uk/mens-brown-caterpillar-sequioa-6inch/3200416010/) http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/320022/3200221420_lg.jpg (http://www.schuh.co.uk/mens-natural-timberland-splitrock-burn/3200221420/) http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/320455/3204556220_lg.jpg (http://www.schuh.co.uk/mens-tan-red-or-dead-wash-engineer/3204556220/) http://www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/320027/3200277020_lg.jpg (http://www.schuh.co.uk/mens-black-timberland-eurosprint-tree/3200277020/)


some boots for yoos tae oggle at :p:hand::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Sheilz]

http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/featprd.xlg?partno=3458&width=199 (http://www.internationaljock.com/ergowear.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=4742 (http://www.internationaljock.com/2xist-surf-sport-brief-black,4742.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=4749 (http://www.internationaljock.com/2xist-surf-no-show-trunk-white,4749.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=8018 (http://www.internationaljock.com/calvin-klein-pro-stretch-graphic-hip-brief-mink,8018.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=2719 (http://www.internationaljock.com/zinc-of-scandinavia-low-rise-boxer-pinkwhite,2719.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=6896 (http://www.internationaljock.com/joe-snyder-launch-brief-red,6896.html)


bRAIN WARMERS
DISCUSS - YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[AndyP & Lenore]

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHH........ MY EYES!:ragin::ragin::ragin:

A.:frown:

[AndyP & Lenore]

Must retaliate!

Maggie Grace from Lost
http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/maggiegrace.jpg

Elizabeth Mitchell from Lost
http://www.9sn.net/resim/Elizabeth-Mitchell.jpg

A.

[Stewart]

You beat me to it. I was like what’s all this Bag stuff then seen the underwear and thought right get Gemma Atkinson in here quick but I see she has some friends on the page now. :thumbs up:


http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gemma-atkinson-nuts.jpg

[ELFMAN]

Is it just me, or is this thread getting ever so slightly out of control?

[Livi]

Is it just me, or is this thread getting ever so slightly out of control?

I agree! :rolleyes:

when it got to the bags, then the shoes, then the thong pants (i know its some peoples taste) thats it all out of proportion! WHAT NEXT!!??! :lol:

[GCA3N]

Is it just me, or is this thread getting ever so slightly out of control?


In what way?

[RyanK]

ooh yeh

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/3251686096_2700c3cf72.jpg

[ELFMAN]

Ooh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's So Wrong! Never visiting this thread again.

[GCA3N]

Ryan.......OUT NOW. :lol:

[Stewart]

Dear lord not even Gemma A can save this now - Ryan! I'd even take the Man bags back..........I demand that pic gets changed :smilewinkgrin:

[Sheilz]

ooh yeh

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/3251686096_2700c3cf72.jpg


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That looks like Lenore's shoes

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[AndyP & Lenore]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That looks like Lenore's shoes

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

There no mine.:hand:

L:D

[AndyP & Lenore]

Well if the men can come and post in our thread with pictures of women, then we can post this in here for you guys.

http://lifewithmrsd.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/transvestite.jpg

L:D

[Sheilz]

I agree! :rolleyes:

when it got to the bags, then the shoes, then the thong pants (i know its some peoples taste) thats it all out of proportion! WHAT NEXT!!??! :lol:


http://images.robinsons-uk.com/product_images/large/27134-01.jpg

problems with control ?

Try these :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Sheilz]

Well if the men can come and post in our thread with pictures of women, then we can post this in here for you guys.

http://lifewithmrsd.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/transvestite.jpg

L:D


Honestly! Dont they teach young folk how to sit properly nowadays :frown:;)

[GCA3N]

This thread needs SHUT DOWN this is shocking :lol:

[Scottie]

http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/featprd.xlg?partno=3458&width=199 (http://www.internationaljock.com/ergowear.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=4742 (http://www.internationaljock.com/2xist-surf-sport-brief-black,4742.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=4749 (http://www.internationaljock.com/2xist-surf-no-show-trunk-white,4749.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=8018 (http://www.internationaljock.com/calvin-klein-pro-stretch-graphic-hip-brief-mink,8018.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=2719 (http://www.internationaljock.com/zinc-of-scandinavia-low-rise-boxer-pinkwhite,2719.html)http://www.internationaljock.com/v3/prd_new-unusual.xlg?partno=6896 (http://www.internationaljock.com/joe-snyder-launch-brief-red,6896.html)


bRAIN WARMERS
DISCUSS - YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO :laugh::laugh::laugh:

that's class Sheilz all we need now is to match NMS usernames to which nickers.:smilewinkgrin: do you want to go first.

[Scottie]

ooh yeh

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/3251686096_2700c3cf72.jpg

Nice legs

[The Dogfather]

Time to put some proper content on this thread, first a laugh at the Argies

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c33/ayandy/funny-freekick2.jpg

Followed by

heHOdRSa7-s&NR=1

Or perhaps

v31qxrXsxv0&amp

[The Dogfather]

The perfect man's present as posted by Burple on NMs (mind you they look like shampoo dispensers so how he found them god knows)

Here (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12628&ms=BS_NewStuff_130608&utm_source=BS_NewStuff_130608&utm_medium=BS_NewStuff_130608&utm_term=BS_NewStuff_130608&utm_content=BS_NewStuff_130608_ShowerBreasts&utm_campaign=BS_NewStuff_130608_ShowerBreasts)

[The Dogfather]

Alan, aren't you moving to Florida?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa45/lionking_rocks/celebrity%20roasts%20more/31.jpg

[The Dogfather]

Driving question?

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=637&d=1220435374

[The Dogfather]

Car Washing guide courtesy of JWT, the question is it up to the standard of Ian King?


Quick guide to car washing

make sure the car is nice and wet first to wash off any loose material

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2359/1687521190_74ebd43790.jpg

then a nice soapy wash mitt to clean off the dirt carefully

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2103/2071357462_ec1b28ee15.jpg

make sure it's well scrubbed down

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2093/2071326560_7ad9566cb5.jpg

try and keep a separate bucket to rinse your mitt

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1357/1373557090_d42db7086b.jpg

then rinse again

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/1686663577_c791c79c7c.jpg

then carefully dry down

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2460129172_741e839aec.jpg

good job done

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2081/2070532593_2c876d5c58.jpg

[GCA3N]

Brilliant Paul.

[The Dogfather]

:D:D:D:D

puNHJr3d6AU

[The Dogfather]

More imports from NM

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=2628&d=1255285882

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=2643&d=1255715899

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=2649&d=1255762619

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=2651&d=1255973475

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=2652&d=1256020191

[GCA3N]

This must be bad my offshore connection has banned these pics/vids or what ever you have put on....excellent.

[The Dogfather]

Perhaps they aren't linking through from NM? If not I'll have to spend some time finding the originals :D

[The Dogfather]

Some more


not bad Alex me hearty ... how about a spot of booty Arrrrrrrrr :pirate:

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1832

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1847

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1848

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1830

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1758

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1762

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1767

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1764

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1730

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/picture.php?albumid=183&pictureid=1748

[The Dogfather]

One of the best

http://www.v7n.com/forums/attachments/graphic-design-forum/7219d1208717137-resizing-animated-gif-avatar-shay_laren_jeans.gif

[Stewart]

And we are back!

Its actually strange how many times you look at the last one. there hypnotic! :laugh:

[Sheilz]

that's class Sheilz all we need now is to match NMS usernames to which nickers.:smilewinkgrin: do you want to go first.

Since the wee man was the first to kick off about male brain cells being proportionate to the capacity of their breeks I nominate Alan for the pink and white flowery ones ;):thumbs up:

[The Dogfather]

Morning Sunrise?

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/I_See_The_Light.jpg

And one for the ladies, check out the handbag

http://forums.northernmini.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=2739&d=1257708576

[AndyP & Lenore]

One of the best

http://www.v7n.com/forums/attachments/graphic-design-forum/7219d1208717137-resizing-animated-gif-avatar-shay_laren_jeans.gif

:thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up::clap::clap:


And were back!

Its actually strange how many times to look at the last one. there hypnotic! :laugh:

:yes nod::yes nod::yes nod:

Thats quite a bounce.:D

A.

[AndyP & Lenore]

This must be bad my offshore connection has banned these pics/vids or what ever you have put on....excellent.


Perhaps they aren't linking through from NM? If not I'll have to spend some time finding the originals :D

Linking through fine. It's just Greig's connection has stopped them as they are a tad close to the nail. Changed the thread title to reflect that it is NSFW.

A.:D

[The Dogfather]

Saves me searching out alternatives <damn>

Good point Andy, I never look at forums at work so it never occurred to me ;)

[Forbes]

http://files.nireblog.com/blogs3/ilonaszerb/files/aston_martin_rapide_067.jpg

That's what the extra seats are for

[Ally S]

ahahahha - that kenny rogers video is superb

[Ally S]

Linking through fine. It's just Greig's connection has stopped them as they are a tad close to the nail. Changed the thread title to reflect that it is NSFW.

A.:D

I think its because you've linked the images as attachments and the forum is private i.e you need to be signed in to northernmini. I cant see them.

[AndyP & Lenore]

I think its because you've linked the images as attachments and the forum is private i.e you need to be signed in to northernmini. I cant see them.

Ahhh. Never thought of that. We're usually signed into NM at the same time as NMS.

A.