Monsta Mo Mini
25th April 2003, 10:39 PM
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit,Tiger Woods drives his
new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the morning to you". As Tiger gets out of the car , two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, " replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive", replies Tiger. "Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of everyting!"
new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the morning to you". As Tiger gets out of the car , two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, " replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive", replies Tiger. "Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of everyting!"