sedgie
13th November 2009, 09:44 PM
To rival the new STV "Scottish" schedule, now missing The Bill and other
old ITV favourites, Sky are rumoured to be close to launching their own
dedicated Scottish Channel later this month, and have previewed what
they are intending to broadcast
Here's a selection of the listed programmes:
Sky Wan
9am News and whair it's pishin doon
9.30am How clairty is yer hoose?
This week the ladies pay a visit to a man whose wife shot the craw only
three days ago to find the entire hoose under five inches of stoor and
the cludgy honkin o' pish
10am The Mags Hainey Show
Early mornin chat show hosted by big Mags Hainey in which neds and
sengas settle their petty differences by screaming obscenities and
attacking each other with furniture for the amusement of the viewing
public. This morning's episode is entitled "Whair's ma effin hoosekeepin
money disappeared tae?"
12.30pm News and whair it's pishin doon
1pm Neeburs
Soap opera set in the village of Kinghorn in Fife. This week Archie
accuses Morag of being in league with Lucifer and has her burned at the
stake while Wullie gets chibbed on his way hoam frae the boozer
2pm Film
Angels wi Manky Coupons
4pm Tam the Tank Engine
Tam goes aff the rails and the Fat Controller is chuffed tae bits
4.15pm Boab the Builder
Reality show where Boab is investigated by the Inland Revenue for doin'
the double
6pm News and whair it's pishin doon
7pm Doaktir Whae
In this week's episode the Scottish time traveller takes the TARDIS back
tae 1966 and breks Geoff Hurst's legs wae a sonic Glesca screwdriver
7.30pm Torn Faced ****ney ******s
Eastenders wi' subtitles. In tonight's episode, Pauline gets her jotters
fae the steamie while the rest o' the cast stoat aboot wi' faces the
length o' Leith Walk coz their broo was late and they cannae affort tie
get tanked up the nite.
9pm Fitba Player's Burds
Drama surrounding the players of fourth division Auchtermuchty Rovers
and their off-pitch antics. This week Boaby is worried that the club is
facing relegation while Moira is gettin it deep from the Aberfeldy
Academicals goalie
10pm News and whair it's pishin doon
12.30am Merrit Wi Weans
Re-make of the popular American sit-com 'Married With Children.' In this
week's episode, Al sits in front o' the telly scratchin his baws while
Peg is still chokin on her Nat King Cole
1.30am The Beechgrove Back-Green
The boys plans tae dae up a gairdin in Niddrie are scuppered when local
neds eff off wi the wheelbarra
2.15am Close Doon
old ITV favourites, Sky are rumoured to be close to launching their own
dedicated Scottish Channel later this month, and have previewed what
they are intending to broadcast
Here's a selection of the listed programmes:
Sky Wan
9am News and whair it's pishin doon
9.30am How clairty is yer hoose?
This week the ladies pay a visit to a man whose wife shot the craw only
three days ago to find the entire hoose under five inches of stoor and
the cludgy honkin o' pish
10am The Mags Hainey Show
Early mornin chat show hosted by big Mags Hainey in which neds and
sengas settle their petty differences by screaming obscenities and
attacking each other with furniture for the amusement of the viewing
public. This morning's episode is entitled "Whair's ma effin hoosekeepin
money disappeared tae?"
12.30pm News and whair it's pishin doon
1pm Neeburs
Soap opera set in the village of Kinghorn in Fife. This week Archie
accuses Morag of being in league with Lucifer and has her burned at the
stake while Wullie gets chibbed on his way hoam frae the boozer
2pm Film
Angels wi Manky Coupons
4pm Tam the Tank Engine
Tam goes aff the rails and the Fat Controller is chuffed tae bits
4.15pm Boab the Builder
Reality show where Boab is investigated by the Inland Revenue for doin'
the double
6pm News and whair it's pishin doon
7pm Doaktir Whae
In this week's episode the Scottish time traveller takes the TARDIS back
tae 1966 and breks Geoff Hurst's legs wae a sonic Glesca screwdriver
7.30pm Torn Faced ****ney ******s
Eastenders wi' subtitles. In tonight's episode, Pauline gets her jotters
fae the steamie while the rest o' the cast stoat aboot wi' faces the
length o' Leith Walk coz their broo was late and they cannae affort tie
get tanked up the nite.
9pm Fitba Player's Burds
Drama surrounding the players of fourth division Auchtermuchty Rovers
and their off-pitch antics. This week Boaby is worried that the club is
facing relegation while Moira is gettin it deep from the Aberfeldy
Academicals goalie
10pm News and whair it's pishin doon
12.30am Merrit Wi Weans
Re-make of the popular American sit-com 'Married With Children.' In this
week's episode, Al sits in front o' the telly scratchin his baws while
Peg is still chokin on her Nat King Cole
1.30am The Beechgrove Back-Green
The boys plans tae dae up a gairdin in Niddrie are scuppered when local
neds eff off wi the wheelbarra
2.15am Close Doon