Best lines from ANY Film..........

[TheDoctor46]

and guess the Film..............just a bit of fun:thumbs up:

I'll go first...........really easy one to start of with......:thumbs up:

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fk you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

[GCA3N]

Trainspotting. Fantastic film, fantastic quote.


my shot.

"They make take our lives, but they will never take our freedom"

[TheDoctor46]

Braveheart :thumbs up: Another great Film:thumbs up:

"Its just a big black shiney d*ck with 2 fking chairs in it, we're just the balls, dragging the fk along!!"

[MINI William]

Braveheart :thumbs up: Another great Film:thumbs up:

"Its just a big black shiney d*ck with 2 fking chairs in it, we're just the balls, dragging the fk along!!"

Bad Boys.Class film

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning. "

[Stewart]

The Fast and the Furious - it was on the other night.

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people"

and dont you dare use the tinternet:hand:

[The Dogfather]

Bad Boys.Class film

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning. "

Fast and Furious - crap film

[The Dogfather]

The Fast and the Furious - it was on the other night.

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people"

and dont you dare use the tinternet:hand:

Ferris Buller's day off - great film

[euan]

The Fast and the Furious - it was on the other night.

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people"

and dont you dare use the tinternet:hand:

Ferris Bueller's day off :-) and no internet! This is a harder one...

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

[The Dogfather]

Badges? we don't need no stinking badges

[The Dogfather]

Ferris Bueller's day off :-) and no internet! This is a harder one...

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

I won't guess anymore, but its a great film :popcorn:

[The Dogfather]

Best quote ever - He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[Stewart]

The life of Brian....:thumbs up:
Easy no net needed there.





As there short added three but I bet you only get them in the one Movie.

“Toga! Toga!”

“Food fight!”


“Ramming speed!”

[The Dogfather]

there's Euan to get on the first page.

Animal House :D

[Scottie]

I'm to old for this sh1t.

[The Dogfather]

I'm to old for this sh1t.

Fi, you're not that old ;)

Lethal Weapon

[Craig]

I'm to old for this sh1t.

Lethal Weapon... don't know if it's 2 3 or 4... ;)

[The Dogfather]

Didn't he say it in the first one, first?

Anyway, which film is this the last line?

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

[MINI William]

Didn't he say it in the first one, first?

Anyway, which film is this the last line?

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

Casino Royale - worst bond ever

[The Dogfather]

Sorry, disagree, its the best bond ever.

[MINI William]

Sorry, disagree, its the best bond ever.

If we were all the same :popcorn:

[TheDoctor46]

"Son, your Eagle is writing cheques your body cant cash!!"

[The Dogfather]

"Son, your Eagle is writing cheques your body cant cash!!"

That slip gives it away :p

[The Dogfather]

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "

[TheDoctor46]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time!!!" :lol::lol:

[illegalhunter]

Say hello to my little fren

[TheDoctor46]

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "

Quality Film.....The Usual suspects :thumbs up:

[TheDoctor46]

Say hello to my little fren

Another great.....Scarface :thumbs up:

[TheDoctor46]

"show me the money!!"

and........

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini"

[Craig]

"show me the money!!"



and........

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini"

First is Jerry MaGuire...

the second I think is Cannonball Run. :thumbs up:

[Ferengo]

yippee ki yay Mother F****r!

[Scottie]

You Talking to Me.

[Scottie]

I'll be back

[Scottie]

You can be my wingman any time; bullsh1t you can be mine

[Scottie]

"show me the money!!"





you had me at hello.;)

[Scottie]

I hate Manure

[Scottie]

Houston, we have a problem

[The Dogfather]

I thought the idea was to get one right before adding one? :rolleyes:

[Scottie]

I thought the idea was to get one right before adding one? :rolleyes:


My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you


for pointing that out to me:blush::p:p:p

[TheDoctor46]

First is Jerry MaGuire...

the second I think is Cannonball Run. :thumbs up:

Correct x2 :thumbs up:


yippee ki yay Mother F****r!

Die Hard :thumbs up:


I'll be back

Terminator :thumbs up:


You can be my wingman any time; bullsh1t you can be mine

Top Gun :thumbs up:


you had me at hello.;)

Correct :thumbs up:


Houston, we have a problem

Gotta be THE biggest understatement EVER!!!! :lol:

[The Dogfather]

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you


for pointing that out to me:blush::p:p:p

Yankee Doodle Dandy :D

[Scottie]

Don't call me Junior

[TheDoctor46]

Don't call me Junior

Indiana Jones?? Seen a few T-shirts with that on it. :thumbs up:

[TheDoctor46]

"I'm a little black woman, in a BIG silver box!!"

[baptie]

Jumpin' Jack Flash, classic film

[AndyP & Lenore]

"Have I got CU*T written on my forehead?"

[AndyP & Lenore]

And this is one of my favourite conversations in any film ever.... A wee hint, Nathan is played by the excellent Scottish actor Brian Cox.

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

A.:laugh:

[TheDoctor46]

"Have I got CU*T written on my forehead?"

Crank????

[stoney]

the long kiss goodnight :yes nod::clap::clap:


best film ever is this



MR. BROWN
What the f#ck was I talking about ?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a guy, you said it's a girl who meets a nice guy
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BROWN
Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular f#ck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets a John Holmes mother****er, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious dick action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain

JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.

MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat f#cks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a f#ck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."

:popcorn::popcorn:

[euan]

Reservoir Dogs, classic film.

"You dont need to see his identification".

[stoney]

thats star wars i can not mind what one tho :argh::argh:



"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light ?"

[Big Gordy]

Jack Nicolson as the Joker in Batman:Whistle:

[stoney]

Well done that man
:clap:

[AndyP & Lenore]

"Why so SERIOUS?"

[The Dogfather]

The identification is 'A new hope' its when Luke and Ben are approached by Stormtroopers, in the speeder I think

[Big Gordy]

Another classic star wars line......"aren't you a bit small for a storm trooper..??":lol:

[euan]

The identification is 'A new hope' its when Luke and Ben are approached by Stormtroopers, in the speeder I think

Correct that man!

[C.Noble]

A nice easy one for Mr Waugh... "The rule is, you go straight for 'em... so I never took my foot of the gas"

A wee bit more dificult one for the rest of you...

"Honey, I found our sh1t, I brought our sh1t home... Honey this, is OUR sh1t!"

[zimbo]

"Why so SERIOUS?"

Batman (The Dark Knight)


...you've gotta ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?", well do you punk!

[TheDoctor46]

"The rule is, you go straight for 'em... so I never took my foot of the gas"

Days of Thunder???

[TheDoctor46]

"left turn Clyde!!"

[doogz__]

Batman (The Dark Knight)


...you've gotta ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?", well do you punk!

Dirty Harry

"It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothing. I give my mother a foot massage."

[indigomatt]

Dirty Harry

"It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothing. I give my mother a foot massage."

O'h it's Vincent Vega, must be reservoir dogs :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

"He was the most extraordinary man I ever knew."

"Did you know him well?"

"I knew him."

"Well, nil nisi bonum; but did he really deserve a place... in here?"

[doogz__]

Vincent Vega was in Reservoir Dogs.

Try again :p

[indigomatt]

Vincent Vega was in Reservoir Dogs.

Try again :p

Doh! :argh: Pulp Fiction then, same thing ;)



and mine;


"He was the most extraordinary man I ever knew."

"Did you know him well?"

"I knew him."

"Well, nil nisi bonum; but did he really deserve a place... in here?"

[baptie]

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else"

[camjay]

"you want the truth...you can't handle the truth"

[TheDoctor46]

"you want the truth...you can't handle the truth"

Few Good Men????


"Heeeeyyyyyy yoooooouuuuuu Guuuuuuuyyyyys!!!!!!"

[camjay]

Easy peasy!:thumbs up:

[TheDoctor46]

Easy peasy!:thumbs up:

C'mon then.......what is it??? :p

[camjay]

I meant MINE was easy peasy - not yours! Still thinking about that one!:smilewinkgrin:

[TheDoctor46]

I meant MINE was easy peasy - not yours! Still thinking about that one!:smilewinkgrin:

Ahhhh, i see!! Mines hsould be easy peasey too!!! :lol:

Have a look at the other thread i just started.......just a bit of fun again!! :thumbs up:

[The Dogfather]

Few Good Men????


"Heeeeyyyyyy yoooooouuuuuu Guuuuuuuyyyyys!!!!!!"

Goonies, easy!

[TheDoctor46]

Goonies, easy!

:clap:

[The Dogfather]

Easy to get but very funny exchange - who and where?

Character 1 : Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Character 2: They caused an explosion!
Character 3: Is this true?
Character 4 : Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick.

[AndyP & Lenore]

Easy to get but very funny exchange - who and where?

Character 1 : Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Character 2: They caused an explosion!
Character 3: Is this true?
Character 4 : Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick.

Venkman, Stantz, Spengler and Peck in the Mayors office. Who ya gonna call?

An oldie. Alan, John and Fi's Allan might get this one...
"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!"

A.

[C.Noble]

Venkman, Stantz, Spengler and Peck in the Mayors office. Who ya gonna call?

An oldie. Alan, John and Fi's Allan might get this one...
"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!"

A.

It had better not be the one I just googled (not knowing was driving me nuts :blush:)... Its ancient!

[camjay]

"If he dies...he dies...."

[TheDoctor46]

"If he dies...he dies...."

Rocky?????? Cany mind what one though!!!!! :argh:

[illegalhunter]

Rocky 4

Its a kinda magic

[camjay]

Highlander

"Put the lotion in the basket....."

[Big Gordy]

"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!"

Is that not from an OLD Marx brothers movie:eek:

[Ferengo]

Is that not from an OLD Marx brothers movie:eek:

I had to Google that one but ended up reading the Wiki about them, pretty interesting stuff.

[AndyP & Lenore]

I had to Google that one but ended up reading the Wiki about them, pretty interesting stuff.

Have you never seen a Marx Bros film?:confused:

A.

[Big Gordy]

Another great Marx brothers quote..."I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member":laugh:

[Big Gordy]

Easy one......"look at me, I'm a STALLION"
Not so easy one...."I'm going to give you this MP3 assault rifle...It's a semi-automatic...that means when you press the trigger you let off one round"

[Ally S]

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else"

Full Metal Jacket?

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

[baptie]

Full Metal Jacket?

Na, nice try though, Full metal jackets in my top 5 films.

[Ferengo]

Full Metal Jacket?

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

Cool hand luke. An awesome film if I do say so.

"Captain Logan? This is deputy Van Halen down at the station."

[Ferengo]

Have you never seen a Marx Bros film?:confused:

A.

Nope, can't say that I have. Never seen a 3 stooges film either.

[Stewart]

Cool hand luke. An awesome film if I do say so.

"Captain Logan? This is deputy Van Halen down at the station."

Has to be Bill and Ted.


What was Big Gordy's one that rings a bell....

[harryboy22002]

Highlander

"Put the lotion in the basket....."
easy hannibal ., was buffalo bill who said ???

[Big Gordy]

What was Big Gordy's one that rings a bell....

The easy one or the hard one..??
I thought everyone would have got the easy one by now:rolleyes:

[Stewart]

...."I'm going to give you this MP3 assault rifle...It's a semi-automatic...that means when you press the trigger you let off one round"


That one, I seen on film but for the life of me cant remember. a feck is it a steven segal movie?

[The Dogfather]

Is under siege when he gives the gun to the bird with the big norks

[stoney]

So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English.

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your ****ing head. Just like this ****er here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the ****ing time!
[pause]
I didn't think so.
[ in Japanese] Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.

love this film :nag::smilewinkgrin:

[The Dogfather]

Too easy

Kill Bill - O-Ren Ishi just after she lopped off boss tanaka's head

[Big Gordy]

Is under siege when he gives the gun to the bird with the big norks

Couldn't have put it better myself Paul:laugh::thumbs up:

[camjay]

easy hannibal ., was buffalo bill who said ???

Well actually, no, it was Silence of the Lambs, but saying as your from Dundee, I'll let you off with it :p

[stoney]

this is a real easy one but can not belive no one has done it yet !!!!!!


"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" :D:D:clap::clap:

[stoney]

a bit hadder one

"Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

[Stewart]

Predator – the “I’ll get killed “ guy on the chopper…….;)



ok



"My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me."

"Well I'm honored. But for me this is all over. I'm getting out. What was true then is true now. Have a plan. Stick to it. So I'm sure you must have lots to discuss... but I have no business being here. I've got someone to meet. Adios, amigos."

[vintageb3]

"Ted Nugent called....he wants his shirt back"

Crap film...great line

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