TheDoctor46
2nd August 2009, 12:18 PM
and while taxing down the runway, the pilot asks his co-pilot what hes got planned for today...
"Well, first things first, i'm bursting for the bog so i'm going for a sh1te!! Then i'm going to shag the arse off that wee stewardess Karen!!!"
By his mistake, the intercom had been left on and all the plane heard the consversation!! On hereing this, Karen the Stewardess starts running up the plane to confront the co-pilot but trips on an old ladies handbag and falls to the floor! While helping Karen to her feet the old lady says "Calm down dear, theres no rush..........he said he was going for a sh1te first!!!!!"
"Well, first things first, i'm bursting for the bog so i'm going for a sh1te!! Then i'm going to shag the arse off that wee stewardess Karen!!!"
By his mistake, the intercom had been left on and all the plane heard the consversation!! On hereing this, Karen the Stewardess starts running up the plane to confront the co-pilot but trips on an old ladies handbag and falls to the floor! While helping Karen to her feet the old lady says "Calm down dear, theres no rush..........he said he was going for a sh1te first!!!!!"