Gismo
12th May 2004, 09:42 PM
This bloke has both of his ears sliced off in an accident, so he puts
them in a carrier bag and gets the bus to the hospital.
When he gets to the hospital, he suddenly realises he's left his ears on
the bus, and with blood pouring out the side of his head he hasn't got
time to go and find them.
So he gets in to see the doctor, who tells him that he can sew some pigs
ears on to replace the original ones. He's a bit dubious at first, but
the doc assures him that everything will be OK.
Anyway, the operation is a success, and the doc takes off the bandages
and gives the bloke a mirror to check out his new lugs.
"They're a bit big aren't they doctor?" said the man.
"Nah, they'll be fine, they'll just take some getting used to, that's
all," he replies.
"They're a bit hairy aren't they doctor," says the patient.
"Well they are, but that won't be a problem, just shave them every
morning with your normal razor," replies the doctor.
"Doctor, will I be able to hear OK out of my new pigs ears," says the
patient.
And the doctor replies....
. (wait for it)
.
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"Probably, though you may get a bit of crackling."
them in a carrier bag and gets the bus to the hospital.
When he gets to the hospital, he suddenly realises he's left his ears on
the bus, and with blood pouring out the side of his head he hasn't got
time to go and find them.
So he gets in to see the doctor, who tells him that he can sew some pigs
ears on to replace the original ones. He's a bit dubious at first, but
the doc assures him that everything will be OK.
Anyway, the operation is a success, and the doc takes off the bandages
and gives the bloke a mirror to check out his new lugs.
"They're a bit big aren't they doctor?" said the man.
"Nah, they'll be fine, they'll just take some getting used to, that's
all," he replies.
"They're a bit hairy aren't they doctor," says the patient.
"Well they are, but that won't be a problem, just shave them every
morning with your normal razor," replies the doctor.
"Doctor, will I be able to hear OK out of my new pigs ears," says the
patient.
And the doctor replies....
. (wait for it)
.
.
"Probably, though you may get a bit of crackling."