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Gismo
2nd July 2009, 04:58 AM
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:



Always keep your condoms in your car!

stoney
2nd July 2009, 07:08 AM
lol i got that one as well

AndyP & Lenore
2nd July 2009, 07:57 AM
Mildly average.:D

Big Gordy
2nd July 2009, 08:17 AM
'Mildly average'.....:eek: You're being waaaaaaaaaaaay to kind Andy:yawn:
That ones about as old as me:rolleyes::p

iain cooper
2nd July 2009, 10:32 AM
that's a cracker.............I haven't heard it before :lol:

Gismo
2nd July 2009, 10:43 AM
Mildly average.:D:moonie:


'Mildly average'.....:eek: You're being waaaaaaaaaaaay to kind Andy:yawn:
That ones about as old as me:rolleyes::p:moonie:


that's a cracker.............I haven't heard it before :lol::thumbs up:

Ferengo
2nd July 2009, 10:56 AM
:frown:

Ally S
2nd July 2009, 12:47 PM
ha, i was reading that as a true story. nah, only kidding

Crombers
2nd July 2009, 04:04 PM
:clap:

New one for me :thumbs up:

zimbo
2nd July 2009, 05:11 PM
:rolleyes: yup that is about as old as Gordy.... :frown: :D

Big Gordy
3rd July 2009, 08:46 AM
:rolleyes: yup that is about as old as Gordy.... :frown: :D

Whatchit...:ragin:remember Gizmo's the same age as me:moonie:

Gismo
3rd July 2009, 08:58 AM
Whatchit...:ragin:remember Gizmo's the same age as me:moonie:Eh :eek:

Big Gordy
3rd July 2009, 09:08 AM
I know:eek: you look soooooooo much older than me:p