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Big Gordy
9th June 2009, 10:39 AM
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken



(Alan's on his holidays so I might get away with it:rolleyes::D)

AndyP & Lenore
9th June 2009, 10:43 AM
Jees, is your egg timer a 90 minute one too.:laugh:

A.:D

GCA3N
9th June 2009, 12:05 PM
Jees, is your egg timer a 90 minute one too.:laugh:

A.:D


Ye right who you tryin to kid, I was going to say, 3 minute eggs are too soft for me, would need to have had a bit of fore play too, and probably a fag afterwards........ yep 6 1/2 mins spot on.:lol:

V500EMA
9th June 2009, 12:07 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

audrey
9th June 2009, 10:53 PM
:laugh::laugh: