frizzie__kizzie
29th April 2004, 05:42 PM
A man goes out hunting for his dinner and shoots a dear. Knowing that his children won't eat it if they know what it really is, so he decides not to tell them.
When they are eating it for later that night, the man's son keeps pestering him to find out what it is.
"Please Dad, just tell me what it is!"
So the man decides ot give his son a clue...
"Well...it's something your mother sometimes calls me..."
At this comment his daughter screams, drops her cutlery in disgust and takes her brother's plate away from him and yells:
"Don't eat it Sam!!! It's...it's...it's an arsehole!"
:clown::clown::kiss:
When they are eating it for later that night, the man's son keeps pestering him to find out what it is.
"Please Dad, just tell me what it is!"
So the man decides ot give his son a clue...
"Well...it's something your mother sometimes calls me..."
At this comment his daughter screams, drops her cutlery in disgust and takes her brother's plate away from him and yells:
"Don't eat it Sam!!! It's...it's...it's an arsehole!"
:clown::clown::kiss: