Big Col
23rd April 2004, 06:43 PM
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. This suggestion arose from the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The results of the study seem to show that drinking beer makes men turn into women. The test comprised of 100 men. Each man was given 6 pints of beer in the space of 1 hour. It was then observed that 100% of men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologise when wrong and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
The results of the study seem to show that drinking beer makes men turn into women. The test comprised of 100 men. Each man was given 6 pints of beer in the space of 1 hour. It was then observed that 100% of men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologise when wrong and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.