Even more Tuesday titters.....

[Big Gordy]

The Black Bra

A girl was having lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One is engaged, the other is a mistress, and one had been married for 20+ years.

They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

The engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' and we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then the married one shared her story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said:


'What's for dinner, Batman?"

:smilewinkgrin:

[Craig]

:frown::frown:






































but actually quite... :laugh::laugh::laugh::beer:

[Gismo]

Where's the thumbs down smilie :hand:

[Ferengo]

I like it :thumbs up:

[audrey]

:laugh::laugh:

[Crombers]

Raised a big'ish snigger here ;)

[Burple]

:laugh::laugh::lol:

Good Effort.. A+ would snigger again.. ha ha

[Mini Ecosse]

:laugh::laugh: