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Big Gordy
9th February 2009, 12:04 PM
An oldie but still a good un:thumbs up:

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes
me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a bloody liar……'

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Gismo
9th February 2009, 12:08 PM
Same as your birthday, getting old :rolleyes:

Big Gordy
9th February 2009, 12:10 PM
Keep forgetting to give Mark his joke book back.......dammit:moonie::p

Craig
9th February 2009, 12:42 PM
LOL.

sure it wasn't an Aberdonian rather than a Kiwi ? :moonie::Whistle::laugh:

Big Gordy
9th February 2009, 12:44 PM
Too many Aberdonians on here to possible do that:Whistle:

audrey
9th February 2009, 08:19 PM
:lol:

euan
10th February 2009, 11:28 AM
LOL.

sure it wasn't an Aberdonian rather than a Kiwi ? :moonie::Whistle::laugh:

And as I'm an Aberdonian - Watch it... :D

Crombers
10th February 2009, 12:29 PM
:rolleyes: still the same punchline, eh :Whistle:

Craig
10th February 2009, 12:46 PM
And as I'm an Aberdonian - Watch it... :D

:Whistle::Whistle: