john
3rd February 2009, 03:20 PM
Blatently stolen from Alans Bike website :thumbs up:
The
husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back
fence and I made love to you.'
Yes,
she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,'
he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and
we can do it for old time's
sake?'
Oh
Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
idea!'
A
police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble... So he follows them.
The
elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to
the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The
old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes
while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.
The
policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't
know.
After
about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their
secret is.
So,
as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that
was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to
this?'
Shaking, the old
man is barely able to
reply,
'Fifty
years ago that
wasn't an electric
fence.'
The
husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back
fence and I made love to you.'
Yes,
she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,'
he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and
we can do it for old time's
sake?'
Oh
Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
idea!'
A
police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble... So he follows them.
The
elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to
the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The
old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes
while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.
The
policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't
know.
After
about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their
secret is.
So,
as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that
was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to
this?'
Shaking, the old
man is barely able to
reply,
'Fifty
years ago that
wasn't an electric
fence.'