Burple
14th January 2009, 02:36 PM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Asda with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Asda greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Asda.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sh@g you twice. Have a good day and thank
you for shopping at Asda.'
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Asda greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Asda.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sh@g you twice. Have a good day and thank
you for shopping at Asda.'
:laugh::laugh::laugh: