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Big Gordy
7th January 2009, 10:02 AM
It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or three people up here to be put in a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

'I want you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while chanting,

'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch, watch, watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

'$hit,' said the hypnotist.



It took 3 days to clean up the Senior centre.

:D

mini saltire
7th January 2009, 10:07 AM
Welcome abord the funny train Big G :thumbs up:

Burple
7th January 2009, 11:09 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::thumbs up:

Big Gordy
7th January 2009, 11:49 AM
Welcome abord the funny train Big G :thumbs up:
I'd rather be on the groooooooovy train but hey any train outta here would do:moonie:

Mini Ecosse
7th January 2009, 02:32 PM
:clap::clap::clap:

Gismo
7th January 2009, 02:32 PM
So who got Mark's joke book for crimbo :moonie:

Crombers
7th January 2009, 05:47 PM
:thumbs up: brilliant :laugh:

Ferengo
8th January 2009, 02:01 PM
Awesome :laugh::thumbs up:

mini saltire
8th January 2009, 04:58 PM
So who got Mark's joke book for crimbo :moonie:

Now on sale at all good book shops....:yes nod: