Scottie
5th January 2009, 11:28 PM
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get all sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, found him alone in the den watching TV..
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere I started running all over the house looking. Up to the atic, down to the basement, every closet was searched, I went crazy. Finally, exhausted and gasping for breath I keeled over from a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.;bigwave::laugh:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get all sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, found him alone in the den watching TV..
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere I started running all over the house looking. Up to the atic, down to the basement, every closet was searched, I went crazy. Finally, exhausted and gasping for breath I keeled over from a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.;bigwave::laugh: