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Scottie
22nd December 2008, 08:17 PM
Merry Christmas

hope you have a good one.:thumbs up::thumbs up:

and in the spirit of todays world.

Please read below.


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Britain" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

* This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.

* It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

* This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Regards

Scottie.

Disclaimer:

No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced.

AndyP & Lenore
22nd December 2008, 08:26 PM
Merry Christmas to you too Fi, and to all NMS'ers the world over.

Lovving the disclaimer, but you forgot to add:

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Scottie
22nd December 2008, 08:45 PM
thanks Andy.

for the additional disclaimer. How did I forget.

for next week we need to look at the Hokey Cokey situation:thud:

AndyP & Lenore
22nd December 2008, 08:48 PM
Yeah that would be sort of a:

"you put your left leg in, but if your mobility challenged we may make reasonable adjustments to this instruction which would make it easier for you to comply"

A.:laugh:

Craig
23rd December 2008, 08:26 AM
All the best to the NMS Family from all in the Davies household.. Lets just say, I'm hoping that 2009 is a healthier year for us (Mum in hospital at the mo :frown:)

:thumbs up::thumbs up:

Mini Ecosse
23rd December 2008, 06:17 PM
Merry Christmas one and all ;bigwave:

Mini Ecosse
23rd December 2008, 06:18 PM
All the best to the NMS Family from all in the Davies household.. Lets just say, I'm hoping that 2009 is a healthier year for us (Mum in hospital at the mo :frown:)

:thumbs up::thumbs up:

Sorry to hear about your Mum.
Have you got rid of the "Man Flu" yet?

Gismo
23rd December 2008, 06:19 PM
Cheers folks, heres to a good 2009 :thumbs up:
Hope your mum gets better quickly Craig :yes nod:

Craig
23rd December 2008, 10:32 PM
Sorry to hear about your Mum.
Have you got rid of the "Man Flu" yet?

nope - still got my cough since March of this year.. :frown: waiting the 18 weeks on an appointment with a specialist.. :rolleyes:

Craig
23rd December 2008, 10:33 PM
Cheers folks, heres to a good 2009 :thumbs up:
Hope your mum gets better quickly Craig :yes nod:

thanks for the kind thoughts folks, looks like mother will be in over xmas... :frown: all to do with her losing sight in her good eye, however it seems to be getting better every day, so hopefully by the start of next week it will be better.. :thumbs up:

audrey
24th December 2008, 12:29 AM
Merry Christmas hope you all have a good one :D Craig hope your mum is feeling better soon ;bigwave:

Clare1
24th December 2008, 10:58 AM
Merry Christmas everyone! Have a great time! :D

I hope your Mum is feeling better soon Craig.

Big Gordy
24th December 2008, 12:28 PM
Hope everyone has a merry Christmas and a happy new year:thumbs up:
See you at some runs next year:clap:

Craig
24th December 2008, 04:54 PM
Well Xmas just got a bit better as my Mum got out of hospital this afternoon :thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up:

MINI William
24th December 2008, 06:41 PM
Merry christmas and a happy new year to everyone from the Harper family.Craig glad to hear your mum is out :thumbs up:

RyanK
24th December 2008, 06:42 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone :thumbs up::beer:

Gismo
24th December 2008, 07:38 PM
Well Xmas just got a bit better as my Mum got out of hospital this afternoon :thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up:Excellent news Craig :thumbs up:
Having to wear shorts today cause it's about 70 degrees :clap:

camjay
24th December 2008, 08:20 PM
Have a great christmas everyone - especially if, like me you're working. All the best for 2009. xx:thumbs up:

Crombers
24th December 2008, 11:58 PM
Have a grand one folks & a special 'Merry Crimbo' to Craig's Ma :thumbs up:

Smitty
25th December 2008, 12:24 AM
Have a good Christma everyone :D :clap: