Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

[Gismo]

This one is for everyone who...

a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid j
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my bogey?'

[rpn]

Auld anes but still a quid een.

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[Burple]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Bumble]

:thumbs up:good one!

[MartinSullivan]

First recorded use of this joke
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/MartinSullivan/firstrecordeduseofjoke.jpg

Did make me smile though


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[S7JGW]

:clap::clap::D:D:D

[Crombers]

:thumbs up:

[mini saltire]

:laugh::laugh:

Consider yourself inducted into my Comdey Hall Of Fame.:thumbs up::clap:

[Gismo]

:laugh::laugh:

Consider yourself inducted into my Comdey Hall Of Fame.:thumbs up::clap:You're joking right :eek: :Whistle: :D

[Crombers]

You're joking right :eek: :Whistle: :D

We all hope so :Whistle: :rolleyes: ;)