Gismo
9th April 2004, 06:59 PM
After attending the funeral of a Chelsea mouse killed by an 80 year old
lady with a broom, three mice, one from Liverpool, one from Manchester
and one from Glasgow are sitting in a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they are.
The Liverpool mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
glass on the bar and says "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back
and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down I catch it in my
teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off
with cheese".
The Manchester mouse orders two shots of tequila, drinks them down one
after the other, slams down both glasses onto the bar, turns to the
Liverpudlian mouse and says, "Oh yeah ? When I see rat poison, I
Collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into powder and stir it in my coffee so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day".
The Liverpool mouse and the Manchester mouse then turn to the Glasgow
mouse.
The Glaswegian mouse finishes his beer and lets out a long sigh, saying
to the other two, " I've heard enough o' this crap, Ah'm awa hame tae
s**g the cat".
lady with a broom, three mice, one from Liverpool, one from Manchester
and one from Glasgow are sitting in a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they are.
The Liverpool mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
glass on the bar and says "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back
and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down I catch it in my
teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off
with cheese".
The Manchester mouse orders two shots of tequila, drinks them down one
after the other, slams down both glasses onto the bar, turns to the
Liverpudlian mouse and says, "Oh yeah ? When I see rat poison, I
Collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into powder and stir it in my coffee so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day".
The Liverpool mouse and the Manchester mouse then turn to the Glasgow
mouse.
The Glaswegian mouse finishes his beer and lets out a long sigh, saying
to the other two, " I've heard enough o' this crap, Ah'm awa hame tae
s**g the cat".