Saturday joke.

[Gaz B]

What do you call a Scotsman with one foot inside of his house and one foot outside of his house?

Hamish!:D:clap::D:clap:


Boom Boom.

[Craig]

TAXI !



TAXI for GazB !!!! :thud::Whistle:

[AndyP & Lenore]

Aye, Taxi right enough. "Take me straight to Mark Dryden's house please, driver!"

A.:D

[mini saltire]

Its all in the delivery pal....Oh and it helps if its funny:moonie:

(secretly I laughed, but I am going with the audience since they seem to be on my side at the moment)

<Continues the abuse.....:moonie::moonie:>

[Gaz B]

(secretly I laughed, but I am going with the audience since they seem to be on my side at the moment)

Ha! you know it mate.!:thumbs up: ..................and the scary thing is................ thats as good as my jokes get.:argh:

I'm sure Frankie Boyle won't be quaking in his boots.:blush: