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illegalhunter
21st October 2008, 09:57 PM
Artery......................... The study of
paintings.



Bacteria....................... Back door to
cafeteria.



Barium......................... What doctors do
when patients die.



Benign........................ What you be, after
you be eight.



Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood
in Rome.



Catscan........................ Searching for
Kitty.



Cauterize...................... Made eye contact
with her.



Colic.......................... A sheep dog.



Coma........................... A punctuation
mark.



Dilate......................... To live long.



Enema.......................... Not a friend.



Fester......................... Quicker than
someone else.



Fibula......................... A small lie.



Impotent....................... Distinguished,
well known.



Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at
work.



Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.



Morbid......................... A higher offer.



Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day
rates.



Node........................... I knew it.



Outpatient..................... A person who has
fainted.



Pelvis......................... Second cousin to
Elvis.



Post Operative................. A letter carrier.



Recovery Room.................. Place to do
upholstery.



Rectum......................... Nearly killed
him.



Secretion...................... Hiding something.



Seizure........................ Roman emperor.



Tablet......................... A small table.








Tumour..........................One plus one
more.



Urine.......................... Opposite of
you're out.



2xCondoms..................To be sure, to be
sure!

AndyP & Lenore
21st October 2008, 10:21 PM
lol.:laugh:

A.

mini saltire
22nd October 2008, 09:33 AM
pmsl:laugh: