One from the Saltire school of comedy ;)

[Burple]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .




Wait for it. . . .










She says :

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

<comedy trombone noises> :shut up::laugh::laugh::D

[Gismo]

Oh dear :frown: :D

[Crombers]

:eek: I'd say ban him for 24hrs :eyes up::rolleyes:

[AndyP & Lenore]

Groan.:laugh:

24 hrs? Lifetime ban for that one.:laugh:

A.:laugh:

[Craig]

ffs....

I can feel a beating coming on at the Manky Thrash... ;bigwave::thud:

[Ferengo]

Burple, Burple, Burple :frown:

[Burple]

ffs....

I can feel a beating coming on at the Manky Thrash... ;bigwave::thud:

Well, as long as that's "up" and not "off"!!!!! :p:eek::Whistle::laugh::laugh:

There's just no love for the classics any more.. lol :laugh:

[mini saltire]

Is it wrong that I laughed.....OK time for more therapy:yes nod:

[AndyP & Lenore]

Is it wrong that I laughed.....OK time for more therapy:yes nod:

Probably not wrong.:rolleyes: Sad, certainly.:moonie: But to be expected I guess.:clap:

A.:D