Big Gordy
25th March 2004, 12:19 AM
A travelling salesman visits a small town and sees a circus banner reading:
Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman.
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifts his kilt, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Scot is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same:
"Don't Miss the Amazing Scotsman"
He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act!
So he buys a ticket. Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table.
The Scotsman stands before them, then suddenly lifts his kilt and smashes the Coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible," he tells the Scotsman."But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?
"Well son," says the Scot:"Ma eyes are nae whit they used to be"
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Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman.
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifts his kilt, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Scot is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same:
"Don't Miss the Amazing Scotsman"
He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act!
So he buys a ticket. Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table.
The Scotsman stands before them, then suddenly lifts his kilt and smashes the Coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible," he tells the Scotsman."But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?
"Well son," says the Scot:"Ma eyes are nae whit they used to be"
:p:D:approve: