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Starky
24th March 2004, 09:18 PM
"get this" said a bloke to his mates, "last night while I was at the boozer with you guys, my house was broken into".

"did he get anything", his buddy asked.

"yeah, he got a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, an a pair of crushed nuts, the wife thought it was me coming home drunk again".:)