stoney
15th July 2008, 05:05 PM
LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock
cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow
cops
expense!!
Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says; "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop says; "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence
and
registration, please"
London Lawyer says; "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says; "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete
stop,
that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says; "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow
down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give
me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of
the
lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?" :laugh::laugh:
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock
cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow
cops
expense!!
Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says; "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop says; "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence
and
registration, please"
London Lawyer says; "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says; "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete
stop,
that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says; "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow
down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give
me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of
the
lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?" :laugh::laugh: