gauldrymini
13th May 2008, 12:34 PM
My first attempt at posting a joke if it doesn't please i won't darken this place again...
Two pensioners, who had been without sex for years, decided that they needed to visit the local brothel.
Upon arriving the madam took one look at them and decided she would not waste any of her girls on the old men. So she used blow-up dolls instead.
She put the dolls in each man’s room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished they started for home and got talking.
The first man said “I think my girl was dead, she never moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you? “
The second old man replied “I think mine was a witch.”
The first old man asked “How’s that? “
“Well“, said the second man “When a nibbled her breast, she farted and flew out the window! “
Andrew
Two pensioners, who had been without sex for years, decided that they needed to visit the local brothel.
Upon arriving the madam took one look at them and decided she would not waste any of her girls on the old men. So she used blow-up dolls instead.
She put the dolls in each man’s room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished they started for home and got talking.
The first man said “I think my girl was dead, she never moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you? “
The second old man replied “I think mine was a witch.”
The first old man asked “How’s that? “
“Well“, said the second man “When a nibbled her breast, she farted and flew out the window! “
Andrew