vintageb3
13th April 2008, 10:31 PM
JAPANESE SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED A CAMERA WITH A SHUTTER SPEED SO FAST, THEY CAN NOW PHOTOGRAPH A WOMAN WITH HER MOUTH SHUT.:eek:
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A BOY ASKS HIS GRANNY, “HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS, THEY WERE LABELLED LSD?” GRANNY REPLIES, “FORGET THE PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?!” :cool:
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A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SAYS TO HER HUSBAND, “I LOOK HORRIBLE, I FEEL FAT & UGLY, PAY ME A COMPLIMENT.”
HE REPLIES, “YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!”:rolleyes:
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WIFE ASKS HUBBY, “WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE, MY PRETTY FACE OR MY SEXY BODY?”
HUBBY LOOKS HER UP & DOWN AND REPLIES, “YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR!”:D
mark
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A BOY ASKS HIS GRANNY, “HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS, THEY WERE LABELLED LSD?” GRANNY REPLIES, “FORGET THE PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?!” :cool:
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A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SAYS TO HER HUSBAND, “I LOOK HORRIBLE, I FEEL FAT & UGLY, PAY ME A COMPLIMENT.”
HE REPLIES, “YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!”:rolleyes:
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WIFE ASKS HUBBY, “WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE, MY PRETTY FACE OR MY SEXY BODY?”
HUBBY LOOKS HER UP & DOWN AND REPLIES, “YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR!”:D
mark