The Manky Club

[Gismo]

Thought i would share a couple of piccies of my car since it is especially manky :rolleyes: ;) :D
Some of you car care wizards had better take a seat :rolleyes:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/Bonnie_Scotland/Black%20Cooper%20S/MankyRear.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/Bonnie_Scotland/Black%20Cooper%20S/MankyBrakes.jpg

[ajamesj]

I had too hav a sit down for 5 mins lol imagine what Craig and Marky will be like


Andy

[RyanK]

Its not that bad :p

[rpn]

Sometimes, my car is worst than that!

[ianking]

I nearly flat lined there. :D :D :D

[Aberdeen Al]

That's sooo bad you can't make out your reg plate :D

[Craig]

your not trying hard enough Mr M, mines was dirtier than that the other day!! :eek: :)

it's spanking clean now mind you... roll on the warmer weather and no salt on the roads... :)

your rear number plate looks cleaner than the rest of the back. ;) :p :D

[Burple]

Ach, that's no bad.. Mine was worse than that at the weekend before I washed it.. comple with loads more countryside mud (well It *might* have been;))....

Cleaning it let me discover the big stonechip on the bonnet tho :mad::mad:

[Gismo]

To all the doubters who say, that's no bad, that aint dirty etc, well, you all made the mistake of cleaning your cars :eek: and admitting it :eek: aarrrgghhhh :D

[vintageb3]

BS...I think its absolutely ridiculous how the clean bragade tease you about your car.

I've kinda got a wee soft spot for your car...I think its a cracking wee mota.

Can I dare to ask a question about the car?

What colour is it?
;) :eek: :D

mark

[AndyP & Lenore]

To all the doubters who say, that's no bad, that aint dirty etc, well, you all made the mistake of cleaning your cars :eek: and admitting it :eek: aarrrgghhhh :D

OK.

That is dirty, it's awful, you should be ashamed of yourself, have you no respect man?

Our were dirty like that after a few days of running around the countryside on our days off. All washed, dried and put to bed this morning for another couple of days until the routine starts again.

A.;)

[AndyP & Lenore]

BS...I think its absolutely ridiculous how the clean bragade tease you about your car.

I've kinda got a wee soft spot for your car...I think its a cracking wee mota.

Can I dare to ask a question about the car?

What colour is it?
;) :eek: :D

mark

PMSL. Quality.:D :D :D :D

[Gismo]

Can I dare to ask a question about the car?

What colour is it?
;) :eek: :D
Ah thanks Mark, it's black :rolleyes: :D :p

[Gismo]

OK.

That is dirty, it's awful, you should be ashamed of yourself, have you no respect man?
Whoa, thanks for the positive comments :rolleyes: :p :D

[AndyP & Lenore]

Whoa, thanks for the positive comments :rolleyes: :p :D

You're welcome.;) :rolleyes: :D

A.:D

[markyc]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Surely it's a bad dream and I'll wake to find Alan's car shining and sparkly clean but oh no it's not it all true !!!!!

Calm, calm, calm Alan will post pics very very soon of a highly polished wee mowta (yours Alan not someone else's !!) Sheesh !

Away to destress now by sniffing my Race Glaze polish :eek: :D ;)

[N12 JLK]

very nice and clean I thought:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Must go and light a wee candle for the poor wee soul.:rolleyes:

[sedgie]

LOL that is clean!...see mine incrusted burd turd n all!:p ...i have other things on mind rather than clean metal!;) :D

[Scottie]

I actually think it looks cool.:D

[Bumble]

Just looks like it's had a little MINI off road adventure :) but really does need a bath!

[Gismo]

Well here's one that i am really proud of:-

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/Bonnie_Scotland/Crap/DirtyBackside.jpg

[rpn]

:eek: :eek: :eek: Thats more like it! Only slightly mankier than the others in the photo. :)

[Gismo]

It was clean once :eek:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/Bonnie_Scotland/Black%20Cooper%20S/PassengerSide.jpg

[Craig]

That Clean Pic is Cool :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Scottie]

BS

there is cool picture of you and your car looking manky:D :p in the gallery section of this site

http://www.newminiscotland.co.uk/new_gallery/members/index.html

[zimbo]

It was clean once :eek:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/Bonnie_Scotland/Black%20Cooper%20S/PassengerSide.jpg

Yeah that'll be the day you got your car.... :D:rolleyes:

[vintageb3]

Ah thanks Mark, it's black :rolleyes: :D :p

Ah!...Yes indeed black...but pray tell...Astro...or BlackII;)

And I wasn't joking...I do like your car!...I think the stripes look great!

mark

[weefossy]

After spending 2 days at the weekend cleaning The Van..........................
where do I get an application form for the "Manky Club":D :D

[Craig]

After spending 2 days at the weekend cleaning The Van..........................
where do I get an application form for the "Manky Club":D :D

:eek: :eek:

after all the advice.... and info... :rolleyes: Auto Jym will need to be told tomorrow about this desertion... :( ;) :p :D

[Gismo]

where do I get an application form for the "Manky Club":D :D
Step right up Dad and welcome to the real car care club ;) :D

[Duncan Stewart]

Looks as manky as mine after a few days of driving to work :eek: :p
Keep up the good work ;)

[Gismo]

Keep up the good work ;)
I'm working very hard at it :D welcome onboard

[john]

I think there is another member lurking.:)

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/dycecooper/DSC02178.jpg

[Gismo]

All very well, but, has it been cleaned since that photo was taken :D

[Scottie]

I'm thinking that Craig yin is a closet member of the manky club looking at his car on his showcase thread.

Man that car of his was dirty.:D :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Craig]

oh, watch it Mrs... :mad: :mad: It was only my first pics... there will be clean ones soon...;)

:D

[AndyP & Lenore]

I'm thinking that Craig yin is a closet member of the manky club looking at his car on his showcase thread.

Man that car of his was dirty.:D :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Isn't it disgraceful to "showcase" your car when it is so dirty. He should be thoroughly embarrassed.:D :D

A.:D

[Scottie]

Isn't it disgraceful to "showcase" your car when it is so dirty. He should be thoroughly embarrassed.:D :D

A.:D

I was thinking the same. it's a dirty thread that yin.:D ;) wait till Markyc
reads it, didn't he give it a quick race glaze while you were signing the papers.

[Craig]

I was thinking the same. it's a dirty thread that yin.:D ;) wait till Markyc
reads it, didn't he give it a quick race glaze while you were signing the papers.

2 coats of speed wax to get it up the road...:)

[john]

I have made a shocking discovery see here (http://www.newminiscotland.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1746)

[Gismo]

I've still got the original bottle :moonie:
Not busy offshore then :ragin: