Isle o Skye

[chillin4alivin]

Was at The Isle of Skye yesterday and it rained all day!!!

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[chillin4alivin]

One 4 the Weegies!!!!!

A Glaswegian walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to
the counter and says, "Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just

dinna like being on benefit, I'd really rather huv a joab."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is

excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man

who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be

expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will

have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The

starting salary is £200,000 a year".

The Weegie says, "You're bull****in' me!"

Social worker says, "Aye well, you started it."

[chillin4alivin]

A Rangers supporting family were shopping in the Bob-Accord centre, and ended up in a sports shop. Little Tom suddenly puts on an Aberdeen shirt and says to his sister, "Look, I'm a Don!".

His sister slaps him across the face and orders him to show their mum. He wanders over to his mum and says, "Maw, look, I'm a Don".

His mother also slaps him across the face, and orders him to show his dad. He finds his dad and says, "Da', da', I'm a Don". His dad looks at him and them he also slaps him across the face.

On their way home in the car, the family turn to him and say, "Well we hope you've learned something today" to which Little Joey replies, "Yeah, I've only been a Don for two minutes and I already hate you Rangers bastards!"

[chillin4alivin]

Q: How do you save a Hibs fan from drowning?
A: Reluctantly!

Q: What do you call a pregnant Hibs fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Q: What's the differance between a Hibs supporters coach and a hedgehog?
A: With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside!

Q: What do you call a Rangers fan who goes to University?
A: Janitor.
Q: Whats the differance between a trampoline and a Hibs supporter?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: How do you get a Rangers fan out of the bath?
A: Fill it with water!
Q: How do you kill a Hibs Fan?
A: Smash the toilet seat down on his head while he's having a drink.

[JCWmini]

One 4 the Weegies!!!!!

A Glaswegian walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to
the counter and says, "Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just

dinna like being on benefit, I'd really rather huv a joab."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is

excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man

who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be

expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will

have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The

starting salary is £200,000 a year".

The Weegie says, "You're bull****in' me!"

Social worker says, "Aye well, you started it."

Why is the social worker giving advice on jobs ad a job centre:confused: :p

[illegalhunter]

You passed my fav place in the world Eillen Donnan Castle