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stoney
8th March 2008, 02:51 PM
Time to bring this out of retirement.:D
Remember the rule is that you can only post THREE words at a time, adding to the story. And you can't post to it again, until someone else has posted after you. Each time you post, copy the previous entire post, removing the [quote] stuff, so it stays fresh
stoney
8th March 2008, 02:52 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off
drb5374
8th March 2008, 04:44 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon
AndyP & Lenore
8th March 2008, 05:00 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red
stoney
8th March 2008, 06:04 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from
AndyP & Lenore
8th March 2008, 06:07 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose
stoney
8th March 2008, 06:08 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point
AndyP & Lenore
8th March 2008, 06:20 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived
stoney
8th March 2008, 06:22 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels
AndyP & Lenore
8th March 2008, 06:25 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and
stoney
8th March 2008, 06:46 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast poping
N12 JLK
8th March 2008, 06:55 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast poping salted popcorn nuggets
AeroJonny
8th March 2008, 06:55 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like
N12 JLK
8th March 2008, 06:59 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
stoney
8th March 2008, 07:02 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that
N12 JLK
8th March 2008, 07:05 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed
AeroJonny
8th March 2008, 07:08 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new
stoney
8th March 2008, 07:11 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new pink areo jonnys
N12 JLK
8th March 2008, 07:12 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo
AeroJonny
8th March 2008, 07:14 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used
stoney
8th March 2008, 07:16 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up
AeroJonny
8th March 2008, 07:57 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke
stoney
8th March 2008, 09:01 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all
drb5374
8th March 2008, 09:21 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap
AndyP & Lenore
8th March 2008, 09:38 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat
stoney
8th March 2008, 11:13 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big
AndyP & Lenore
9th March 2008, 11:14 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge
drb5374
9th March 2008, 11:33 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless
zimbo
9th March 2008, 12:48 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing
AndyP & Lenore
9th March 2008, 01:21 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the
Bumble
9th March 2008, 01:55 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot
AndyP & Lenore
9th March 2008, 02:07 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot, mushy peas and
Bumble
9th March 2008, 02:36 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot, mushy peas and red peanut M&M's
drb5374
9th March 2008, 06:04 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot, mushy peas and red peanut M&M's further down into
AndyP & Lenore
9th March 2008, 06:20 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot, mushy peas and red peanut M&M's further down into the leather seats.
stoney
10th March 2008, 09:20 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot, mushy peas and red peanut M&M's further down into the leather seats.then some little
Neil and Lorna
10th March 2008, 09:28 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot, mushy peas and red peanut M&M's further down into the leather seats.then some little people had a
illegalhunter
10th March 2008, 11:56 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes the dirty grin off his mucky coupon and causes red to come from poor Craigs nose. At this point Rob Stone arrived with his wheels all dirty and his exuast popping salted popcorn nuggets which smelled like Arthur Montfords jacket.
After all that Frank Sidebottom Laughed at Jason's new balaclava/hat combo, which he used to mop up the pukemeister's puke which was all over his lap. Unfortunately, the balaclava/hat had a big fabric MINI badge which was useless and did nothing except spread the perfectly diced carrot, mushy peas and red peanut M&M's further down into the leather seats.then some little people had a hell of a time,
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