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Big Gordy
19th February 2008, 08:58 PM
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDONand is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the **** out of the lawyer and says,'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'

:D

liviboy
19th February 2008, 09:01 PM
Very good. But the blue on grey makes my eyes hurt! :eek:

vintageb3
19th February 2008, 09:03 PM
Cracker!:D

mark

AndyP & Lenore
19th February 2008, 09:08 PM
Very good.:D But I suspect that's a bastardised version of an American joke as the phrase "Licence and registration" is something the Americans say, not UK cops. Not that I have any frame of reference, having never ran a stop sign.

Agree about the blue too. Suggest you get rid of the blue. Hard to read.

A.:D

AndyP & Lenore
19th February 2008, 09:14 PM
There. Thats better.

A.;)