Mini Martyn
4th March 2004, 12:34 AM
Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that
he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for
coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that
he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for
coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."