Speeding

[Scottie]

A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.

Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO', the young lady yelled back, 'IT's A SCARF!'

[AndyP & Lenore]

Oh dear.:o

A.:D

[Craig]

the old ones are not always the best.... case in point Mrs T... :( :p :rolleyes: :)

[Scottie]

I like it always make me laugh.

What do you call a sheep with no legs
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A Cloud.:D

[KenL]

I like it always make me laugh.

What do you call a sheep with no legs
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A Cloud.:D

That was better than your first effort :p

[illegalhunter]

Did you get that in xmas cracker