Starky
26th February 2004, 10:05 PM
Guy goes into a bar sees a sign saying free beer-ask for details.
So he goes to the barman who tells him "to qualify you must do three tasks, first one is to drink a full pint of pepper tequila without spilling any and without making a face, next there's an alligator out back with a sore tooth you have to pull it out with your bare hands, lastly, the landlady upstairs has never had an orgasim you have to make things right for her".
"No way i'm doing any of that" he exclaims, he then proceeds to down a few.
After his eighth pint he says to the barman, "wherrizz the tequila", he downs it in a oner goes out back and all you could hear was the snapping and gnashing, ten minutes later he comes back in all bloodied and shirt and trousers ripped to bits, he then asks the barman, "now where is the landlady with the sore tooth".
So he goes to the barman who tells him "to qualify you must do three tasks, first one is to drink a full pint of pepper tequila without spilling any and without making a face, next there's an alligator out back with a sore tooth you have to pull it out with your bare hands, lastly, the landlady upstairs has never had an orgasim you have to make things right for her".
"No way i'm doing any of that" he exclaims, he then proceeds to down a few.
After his eighth pint he says to the barman, "wherrizz the tequila", he downs it in a oner goes out back and all you could hear was the snapping and gnashing, ten minutes later he comes back in all bloodied and shirt and trousers ripped to bits, he then asks the barman, "now where is the landlady with the sore tooth".